"Now listen here, young lady. The benefits of investing in a good education are manifold; there's no substitute for some good ol' fashioned school learnin'. And calculus and quantum physics have taught me how to help pilot a lightspeed starship." Phantom Girl flutters her eyelashes innocently and chews on her sandwich for a few moments.

"...No, seriously, though, you can read books anytime is what I say. But is that what things are like in your world? All the kids just run amuk with their monst -- Pokemon?"