"You know, in these kinds of stories, the plucky investigative report usually ends up managing to bridge the gap between cultures and opening up a brave new world of vampire-human friendship. You could give it a go and see what happens." ...She was probably joking. Phantom Girl resumes floating and drifts a few feet away.

"Honesetly, though. You're playing referee right now, and it's working, but... How long do you really think you guys can keep it going? What will happen when it breaks down?"