[Well this was turning out swimmingly. What with his inability to lie and his already fragile emotional state, Lucas can manage no other course of action but to continue to bawl.]

C-C-Claus...

I-I never thought I'd s-see him and then, and then he was here. B-But... But... It doesn't matter because this isn't real a-and it won't ever be and it's n-not --

Not fair.