"Whoa!"

Atsuro now finds himself in the perfect position to perform a whole-body-spinning block roll. Unfortunately, he had only ever observed this technique in movies and he finds himself merely twisting his ankle instead.

"Ow! ....What the heck is a steel lion turtle? Don't make things up; this is serious."

So saying, Atsuro leans back as far as he can to avoid getting his hat snagged.

"I'll draw in sharpie on your headphones when you're asleep!"