Why does everyone think I'm something I'm not? I'm just a normal human being!

[He clutches his head, as if the action will make all of this go away. His eyes are wide, frantic...but that's all part of the act, of course. His voice raises in volume, attracting the attention of the people around him.]

I'm just a nobody who doesn't have any secrets, why can't I stay that way!? Why do I have to be made into some big bad creature that I'm not? [He visibly cringes.] God...stop it! Just stop it! Stop telling me these lies!!