Shura groans as the fairies giggle. "I know Sarah because we've had so much sex we decided to move in together." That causes one of the fairies to shout "INSERT A STEAMY FLASHBACK!!!" to the others. Shura grabs her pillow to toss it at the pixie, but the pillow goes right through. Fuck.

"And yeah I need help. Damn doctors don't want me to put any weight on my legs for at least another week..."