[Meanwhile, in the corner, one of the fairies squeals in an excited manner and begins to narrate in a loud voice. The other fairy, who's holding onto a pen that's almost as big as itself with both hands, is quick to jot it all down.]

Our story begins with two dashing gentlemen who are both not what they appear! They live their lives in the face of danger every day, dealing with murder, corruption, kidnappings... Always tiptoeing along the raw underbelly of the criminal world, but now they must face their greatest challenge of all: Love! As Bobby peers deeply into Shelly de Killer's eyes, he knows this man might just have what it takes to awaken those feelings buried deep inside of him!