"Twins?"

That was a...genuine question actually. He looked back and forth between Yosuke and himself, and thankfully he was so dumbfounded by it that he could easily play it off as just being more drunk. Though he did add another hic just for authenticity.

"Yeeesh, who asked you, granny?" He waved the hand that wasn't still on Yosuke's shoulder dismissively. "I'm perfectly fine! Your bartender's a total crapshoot anyway!