A spiky-haired man out in the park is looking around, staring in disbelief at... SOMETHING. You're not sure what, exactly, since he seems to just be staring out into empty space.

(Actually, he's watching a series of ghosts going into a full on dance routine for the song For What It's Worth. What do you mean, you can't see it? It's impressive as hell! They're doing backflips! Oh, whatever.)

"This... is a really weird day," he mutters.