Okay, it was time to abort the 'stick head in sand' plan; this was just getting too ridiculous to ignore now. Rise could ignore Yu and Yukiko acting all coupley in normal circumstances (well, she hoped she could), but this was getting absolutely too bizarre, and she had to interject.

"Uh, guys? What are you doing? Yukiko-senpai, look at him! There's obviously something wrong!" she called out. "I mean, does that look like something he'd wear voluntarily?"

Never mind Yukiko's contribution to the musical - that was affecting everyone. Besides, she should really jot some of those lyrics down.