"Or glue two together. It could be like layers, built in to the shirt already." Fashion advice from Atsuro was so innovative that it was a wonder he didn't have his own television show yet. He abandons the Toddlers and Infants section after noticing the salesclerk stare at him with an even more uncomfortable expression on her face.

"...Wait, aren't pirates supposed to have tons of treasure? You've got to have at least a few doubloons in your infinite inventory, right?"