DeDeDe gives a whistle, his shoulders slumping just slightly at that.
"Might wanna find a bench and have a seat for this one. Gonna be one hell of a story."
His face goes steely and serious, as it always does when he's about to talk about this. It's something he makes no small secret of, but the penguin has the manner of a war veteran who's seen too much every time the subject comes up.
"It all started with Kirby. The Coral Cannibal. He was a normal citizen of Dream Land - that's where I'm from - until one day he went crazy and started eatin' people whole. Had a thirst for blood like nobody'd ever seen before, and it wasn't long before the whole kingdom collapsed."
He hefts his hammer from his shoulder, leaning against it for support as he continues the story.
"But that wasn't enough for him. Not enough blood. Not enough chaos. Kirby destroyed Dream Land and moved on from there, killin' his victims, strippin' off their skin, dancin' in it for fun, and wearin' the tops of their heads like a fuckin' hat. It wasn't 'till he made it all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom that they managed to take him down and lock his crazy ass up in prison."
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"Might wanna find a bench and have a seat for this one. Gonna be one hell of a story."
His face goes steely and serious, as it always does when he's about to talk about this. It's something he makes no small secret of, but the penguin has the manner of a war veteran who's seen too much every time the subject comes up.
"It all started with Kirby. The Coral Cannibal. He was a normal citizen of Dream Land - that's where I'm from - until one day he went crazy and started eatin' people whole. Had a thirst for blood like nobody'd ever seen before, and it wasn't long before the whole kingdom collapsed."
He hefts his hammer from his shoulder, leaning against it for support as he continues the story.
"But that wasn't enough for him. Not enough blood. Not enough chaos. Kirby destroyed Dream Land and moved on from there, killin' his victims, strippin' off their skin, dancin' in it for fun, and wearin' the tops of their heads like a fuckin' hat. It wasn't 'till he made it all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom that they managed to take him down and lock his crazy ass up in prison."