Samus said it best back when Luigi had come to negotiate with the penguin king to try to put an end to the turf war: 'he's a pig, but he's not a monster.' DeDeDe is utterly unapologetic for his crude nature, but he'd never hurt anyone who didn't try to hurt him first. He gives a nod as Shura sets down, turning his head back to face the TV as he thinks.

"I got nothin' to be ashamed of, but I gotta agree with you there. Don't get me wrong, I'm not sayin' it wasn't nice of the guy to bring us here and set us up with cushy apartments where we get paid just to live in 'em, but I don't want the first thing to do with the government, the Anoli, or any of this gang war bullshit."