"Uh... long story short, a bunch of stuff happened and I ended up in the center of the Earth. Somehow I found my way up to street level through a manhole, but by then it was in the middle of a carnival and my old boss Chiyoko-san was there. So I ended up hanging out and picking up some souvenirs, and then she lent me money for airfare back to Japan."

This was not even going into him being in the center of the Earth because he needed to kick a giant evil supervillain until he exploded. Or that the supervillain was originally a clone of Oda Nobunaga made out of magical quarters but that Eiji had shown him what it truly meant to be friends and also ballerinas.

Eiji rubbed the back of his head. "Wow, that's kind of a shame. Hey, if you ever get a chance, I could show you around sometime! Do they not take you guys out for field trips or something?"