"L-look I'm sorry!" No, really he did! "I was so glad you were comin' back to the city so I'd been working extra hard on makin' you a present. IT was gonna be so cute you'd--" wait it wouldn't be a surprise if he told him!

...even if it was his dream self!

...something like that?

Oh gods, he was confusing himself...

"W-well anyway, I think I fell asleep and ended up in the TV world. There was this Grand Prix going on, they even had a video! You were the Sister Complex Kingpin of Steel, and I was The Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor which uh...didn't quite get. I don't make that many cakes, but beef? Who'd seriously make a cake out of beef?"

...oh Kanji.