[Rise quietly and with exaggerated cautiousness takes a paperback book out of her purse. It's covered in a homemade (and blank) dustcover.]

I don't even like these books, but a while ago the lady who hands out quests in the Velvet Room asked me to get some autographs. I know this is stupid, and I'll understand if you say no...

[Christ, she's turned into her own fans.]

...but could I get your autograph on this? It'd really help me out.

[She opens the book and the copyright page indicates that it is, in fact, the second book of those horrible Junes things.]