((Sorry to keep you waiting! I've been out of town on hiatus for the last week. Feel free to drop if you'd rather not go on.))

"Sheesh, this only came out seven years ago." Atsuro tries to ignore the fact that this means he barely had enough dexterity to hold a controller when it had first hit the stores. Now wasn't the time to feel old. "The newest installment has pretty much the worst physics ever. Everything's all... floaty and weird."

With this uninterpretable commentary, Atsuro toggles his selection over to the ninja. The equally busty female kunoichi, of course.