[He chuckled at that, more at the irony because uh wow he actually knows how to do this stuff and he's a modern, teenage boy whoops.]

I could show you how to do that stuff, if you want! I don't know how to make anything fancy, but I didn't starve when my parents were working. And my mom was always on my case about dirty clothes, so I just ended up doing laundry on my own most of the time.