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[tyrantball]

Who: Desco and everyone she has ever talked to
Where: Desco's house / Backdated to July 20th
Summary: Desco turns four.
Warnings: Desco.


Desco, besides being alarmingly adorable, is also alarmingly greedy, which is why, early on the morning of the 20th, she goes ahead and calls everyone she knows.

"Desco is turning four today, so come and give her presents! No presents means no cake!"

The imperious command is accompanied by Desco's very best shiny puppy eyed look, which is how she knows people will show up!

Comments

[Video]

[universebeware]

"...no."

Sorry, Desco. Brainstorm is immune to puppy-eyes.

[video] PLACEHOLDER BECAUSE I AM ON HIATUS but shhh

[primordial]

[Sam blinks and stares for a minute. Oh. Right. Birthdays were a thing.]

...You're only four?

[Video] (Probably going to swtich to action later when Tachikoma shows up with a gift)

[genkibot]

Tachikoma is once again using its tank form as an avatar on the network, but Desco should recognize it.

"Happy Birthday! I didn't know today is your birthday! Is there anything in particular you want?"

There's a pause as Tachikoma uses a claw to scratch its 'chin' a moment and then speaks up again.

"You're four did you say? That means your older than me!"

[trombeoverride]

There is a knock on the door to Desco's house, and a metal buffet plate with the distinct smell of bolter guns and cobalt colored glass marinaded in a mix of motor oil and reactor discharge from a black hole engine.

Around the corner, the mysterious gourmet simply waits for a reaction, and removes his lead lined gloves and apron.

[video]

[andcarryabigknife]

"What is 'a birthday'?"

It's irritating. It sounds like it's something he should know.