As he heads to work, he might hear an anguished yelp coming from a nearby alleyway.

The source, as it turns out, happens to be a certain "Mighty Pirate" we're all sure he's tired of seeing by now, nursing his hand and glaring at a nearby dumpster. Guybrush, look what you've done. All that dumpster diving and you finally got yourself poked by --

...Oh. There's a cat there. A very smug looking cat.

"Jerk," Guybrush mutters.