"I'm OOO," said Eiji, incredibly helpfully. "Kamen Rider OOO!"

He banked wide to avoid a flock of flying birds, because hey, midflight wasn't the best place to have heartfelt conversations anyway. Also, he didn't want to be behind next week's headline: Roast Geese Fall From Sky.

Instead he zipped along, dipping down to skate just above the surface of a darkening cloud bank.