Tapper's! - Open to all

[von_schweetz]

Who: Vanellope, Tam Lin, Cu Chulainn, and YOU!
Where: Tapper's, Cancer Ward
Summary: Log for anybody who'd like to RP random scenes at this location. If you want to start a thread with Vanellope or one of the twins, say so in your subject. If not, leave it open and anybody in-game who wants to tag you can do so. Those who'd like to provide entertainment (giving a concert, stand-up, etc.) are welcome to make a thread for any performances. Back tagging here is more than welcome!
Warnings: ??? Depends on the character.

While in the Cancer Ward, you might have noticed there's a new bar in town! If curiosity gets the better of you, you step inside the establishment where you're greeted cheerfully. Was that a ghost? No, look down.

There she is.

That's Vanellope von Schweetz, the unlikely nine-year old proprietor of this restaurant. She's wearing a little white apron with the sleeves of her turquoise hoodie rolled up tight around her upper arms. Of course, you probably assume that one of the two tall demons with their hair pulled back into ponytails is really the owner of this place. Silly kids, right?

But no need to dwell on that detail. The smell of meat and hot grease wafts around the room, and the root beer's always flowing. So take a seat, glance at the menu, and place your order; one of the 'twins' will be with you to serve you shortly!

Comments

[acapriciousthing]

"There's millions of kinds of insects just on Earth." And quite the appearance she took on when dealing with them.

SHe holds out a hand. Because she's a rather friendly personification, really. "GOod to meet you too..."

[von_schweetz]

"We're gonna need a giant bug zapper or an active volcano."

Vanellope takes it (as best as she can) and shakes. "President Vanellope von Schweetz, ruler and racer of Sugar Rush Speedway!"

[acapriciousthing]

"Madam President." She says it completely seriously. There are far stranger things in the universe than a small child being a president. Especially of something called Sugar Rush. "What would you want a volcano for?"

[von_schweetz]

"Just Vanellope's fine!" She grins, crossing her arms after the handshake. "I like to think of myself as just one of the guys, but with more responsibility."

She scales a bar stool and seats herself on the leather cushion. "Bugs are attracted to the light! Volcanos spew bright lava...or soda...And as soon as they touch it...FWOOSH! Or ZAP!. Depends on what you're using."

[acapriciousthing]

Now that she understood. Desire loved to talk about moths and butterflies and candleflames. "Some bugs are important to have around though. They pollinate flowers and a lot of other animals eat them. That's why there's so many kinds."

[von_schweetz]

"Well, bug or cybug, they're not welcome in here!" With a suitable reasoning behind the need for cleanliness, Vanellope will make it a priority among her employees, who already know better (thank goodness).

"Maybe we could get one of those to come in here and hunt them down..."

[acapriciousthing]

"You never know, there might even be someone who got brought here that prefers to eat insects." It wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen in an interdimensional kidnapping zone.

[von_schweetz]

"Looks like I get to mass mail another help wanted ad!" She is taking too much joy in sending out a text message.

While Vanellope messes with her COMP, a mug of rootbeer with vanilla ice cream bobbing inside gets pushed down the bar to Death.

[acapriciousthing]

Death grins at the float. "That looks delicious." Someday she might stop thinking food was this amazing thing. But so far... not so much.