"You know, if you've got an infinite inventory, you could just grab every plaid shirt in the store and see which one she likes." Atsuro helpfully suggests as he aimlessly pokes around in the adult women section. The salesclerk gives him a funny glance as he begins to sort through the blouses.

"What about this? It goes with her glasses, right?"

Armor in the SMT-verse occasionally comes with intrinsic effects. The Psychodelic Plaid Shirt comes with +Blindness and +Fear (100% on wearer).