backdated to the 20th

[doesasordered]

[Are you somewhere in Sagittarius, Scorpio or Libra wards recently? Did you make the mistake of littering, jaywalking, looking shiftless or maybe just walking down the sidewalk at the wrong moment? Well consider yourself beset upon by the city's latest insufferable moron hero! A man dressed in what seems to be a dark red motorcycle clothes is careening on a red racing motorcycle through these wards, long cape flying behind him! On closer inspection, there's a patch in the shape of the letter S sewn to the jacket, as well as painted on the helmet. And if you're causing any sort of infraction, or anything he can perceive as one, he'll be getting in our face. After all, the SOUTHERN GUARDIAN OF THE CITY™ has to work hard to keep the citizens safe!

Seriously. He's going to be suddenly sliding in front of you on his bike just as you attempt to jaywalk, or grabbing your wrist as you're trying to steal a grape at the grocery store, or snatching away that comic book you just bought. It's rotting your brain, citizen!

Who is this mysterious individual? No one can say. Except that there's not too many guys here with Russian accents. Also, Nikolai's been missing from work and his apartment for the last two days. TRIHARDO's a hell of a drug, guys. But stopping him might be harder than you think.]

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[doesasordered]

[DRAMATIC POINT] Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law! Wrong is wrong. You're going to have to come with me to the station.

[imbodytemp]

[The rabbit whimpers for a few moments, looking to the left, to the right, and holding his paw to his mouth in worry before his head slumps and he holds out his two tiny paws in front of him.]

I...I guess you did catch me red-handed. I'm ready to accept my fate.

[doesasordered]

[Nik whips out a set of handcuffs and... looks at them, then looks at Mesousa. You can almost see the thinking face behind the visor. He then reaches down and tries to figure out how he can do this. Around his waist? His neck.]

....Ah...

[imbodytemp]

Is there a problem, officer?

[doesasordered]

I... [He puts the cuff in his pocket and opts to just pick Mesousa up and put him in one of the side bags on the bike. His head will stick out. The bag seems to be filled with handgun clips, but no gun.]

Hold on. [He kicks the bike to life and takes off!]

[imbodytemp]

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