destinystrings | i have always walked alone ( open )

Who: Yuri Nakamura and you!
Where: Anywhere in the shopping district.
Summary: Yuri decides that she needs to get some new clothes, stat. Also, because of the Taurus event, things may be going down.
Warnings: Possible violence and verbal abuse. If anything more specific occurs, I’ll edit.
Note: Even though I’m starting with prose, I’m game for action spam replies.

Yuri was tired of wearing uniforms.

Even though she was fine with wearing it in the afterlife, she knew that this and that were two completely different things. She was alive now, and she had to go by the standards that she had when she was alive. Besides, it was high time that she did some shopping. Not only for herself, but for the rest of the SSS members too.

Mostly for punishments, if anything.

Which is why she decided to head towards the shopping district to go buy some cute outfits. Read as: the reason why she had decided to not bring any of the boys with her. Only a person such as Kanade would enjoy. Or any of the other girls she knew.

But the only people around her were idiots or boys. And they wouldn’t be helpful in this sort of place at all.

With a sigh, she continued to walk, hoping that nobody was following her. If only she knew what would happen next.

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Noda may not have known what Yuri was doing, but that didn't mean he'd be wandering around the city on his own. He definitely had no clue what Yuri was planning as he noticed her walking town the street. Who wouldn't notice her from a mile away? Certainly not Noda ~~when he's not too distracted with his own thoughts and swinging his halberd around like crazy~~.

So when he noticed her, it was only natural that he would call out to her.

"Yurippe! Are you looking for something?"

Abort, abort, abort.

Of course, Yuri's just going to give her hair a flip and force a smile at Noda, if only because she knew that this was bound to happen sooner or later. But there's no way that she's going to reveal her true objective to an idiot.

"Not really. Unless you'd like to go shopping for baby clothes with me."

Because she needs to buy some penalty outfits too, after all.

Did she say baby clothes? Noda freezes in place, staring at Yuri with a shocked look.

"Y..." So shocked, that he's having trouble speaking.

"Y....You're having a baby?!?!?!?!"

And then Hinata, who'd been creeping around keeping an eye on his friends like he was known to do, walked up and draped an arm around Noda's shoulders.

"Ah... She didn't tell you? We're having a baby!" He knew she'd murder him, possibly literally, but he never missed an opportunity to screw with Noda.

Noda whipped his head to look at Hinata with a disbelief look on his face.

"WHAT?!" How did...When did... Noda started trembling in place for some time...

"I WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!" Not knowing what else to do, he shoved Hinata's arm away and dashed away.

Way to ruin everything, Hinata.

But now Yuri's slightly flustered and pissed and honestly, someone's going to get hurt today. Because that was the dumbest thing that could have ever happened. Guess it's time to raise her voice first. She can always punish him later.

"What the hell was that for, you dumbass?!"

Hinata watched as Noda ran away, polishing his knuckles on his shirt. He was pretty proud of that one, honestly.

...But then he had to deal with the repercussions. Hi, Yuri.

"Eh? Oh, that." Noda was long gone, so he turned to her, grinning. "Been a while since he's run away crying like that, huh?"

That doesn't... explain why you were claiming paternity over Yuri's supposed baby, Hinata. Did he even hear what the conversation was about, or did he just walk over when Noda started screaming about her having a baby?

"Ahh... I'll go track him down soon." At least his practical jokes didn't fester and seriously hurt anyone, he made sure of that. "What're you up to?"

"Don't ignore my question."

Someone's being harsh today. But she's only doing it in kind, if only because she wants to know the reason why before she does something stupid to him. But whatever, she'll get the details from him later. Whether he likes it or not.

Even though she kind of has a gist of what it's about, she still wants to hear it straight from the horse's mouth. That horse being Hinata Hideki.

Giving her hair a flip, she speaks up, her tone even. "Like I told him, I was going shopping for some baby's clothes. Amongst other things." She's being vague on purpose.

Damn. He was hoping he wouldn't have to explain himself.

"You didn't think it was funny?" Hinata... that's probably the worst reason you could have given.

He slips his hands into his pockets, leaning against a nearby building lazily. "Ahh, that's what he was screaming about..." Referring to Noda, of course. "What do you need baby clothes for?"

"It wasn't funny at all."

She gets straight to the point easily, already disappointed at how low her comrades would go just to get a bad joke in. But that wasn't important at the moment. What was important was the fact that she would have to deal with Noda later and Hinata now.

Maybe she'll play a little bit.

With a sly grin on her lips, she shrugs at him, speaking in a nonchalant tone. "Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm just buying baby clothes because I want to. Or maybe I'm actually pregnant with someone's child."

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