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destinystrings2013-08-22 08:50 pm
phantom_envoy) wrote in destinystrings2013-08-22 08:50 pm
003 [Action + Video]
[action, anywhere in the city, open to all]
'Scuse me, pardon me!
[Perhaps you are relaxing in your room. Or perhaps you're enjoying a dip in the pool or taking a breather in the library. Regardless of the activity in question, the peaceful atmosphere is suddenly broken by the intrusion of someone in a black and white costume carrying a knapsack filled with packages flying through -- yes, straight through. Straight through the wall and out the outer side, tossing out a hurried note of apology along the way.
...In the moments of stunned disbelief afterwards, the girl sticks her head back through the wall and waves a bit to catch your attention. As if it isn't already caught.]
Actually, do you know a 'Dennis'? I'm looking for a Dennis. Or -- maybe this is a P, I can't really tell, but I can't imagine anyone naming their kid that unless they really hated the thought of having kids. ...It's just kind of mean.
[Before too much time can be spent pondering on the dilemma of D vs. P, Phantom Girl thrusts the package she's holding back into her sack and rummages around.]
Oh, I might have one for you, too, actually. Did you order anything from a... 'Nyx's Nightclub' lately?
[Phantom Girl had found a day job, apparently.]
[video, public]
[Some two hours later, an irritated Phantom Girl appears on the screen.]
I can't believe it! They're docking my pay this week! I mean, I don't need it, but that's incredibly unfair.
I thought the point of being a courier was to get the job done as fast as you can; what's the use of plodding about all over the place reading the street signs? It's way faster to do it my way; all of you got your deliveries faster than you were expecting, right? I mean, it's not like you guys have anything to hide in your rooms. And it's not like I opened a package or anything - that's the only privacy concern they should be worried about.
[She continues to stew and mutter aimlessly for a few moments before striding closer to the screen and pointing at it.]
...Seriously, though, did one of you snitch?
((OoC Note: No toilet/shower shenanigans, please!))
'Scuse me, pardon me!
[Perhaps you are relaxing in your room. Or perhaps you're enjoying a dip in the pool or taking a breather in the library. Regardless of the activity in question, the peaceful atmosphere is suddenly broken by the intrusion of someone in a black and white costume carrying a knapsack filled with packages flying through -- yes, straight through. Straight through the wall and out the outer side, tossing out a hurried note of apology along the way.
...In the moments of stunned disbelief afterwards, the girl sticks her head back through the wall and waves a bit to catch your attention. As if it isn't already caught.]
Actually, do you know a 'Dennis'? I'm looking for a Dennis. Or -- maybe this is a P, I can't really tell, but I can't imagine anyone naming their kid that unless they really hated the thought of having kids. ...It's just kind of mean.
[Before too much time can be spent pondering on the dilemma of D vs. P, Phantom Girl thrusts the package she's holding back into her sack and rummages around.]
Oh, I might have one for you, too, actually. Did you order anything from a... 'Nyx's Nightclub' lately?
[Phantom Girl had found a day job, apparently.]
[video, public]
[Some two hours later, an irritated Phantom Girl appears on the screen.]
I can't believe it! They're docking my pay this week! I mean, I don't need it, but that's incredibly unfair.
I thought the point of being a courier was to get the job done as fast as you can; what's the use of plodding about all over the place reading the street signs? It's way faster to do it my way; all of you got your deliveries faster than you were expecting, right? I mean, it's not like you guys have anything to hide in your rooms. And it's not like I opened a package or anything - that's the only privacy concern they should be worried about.
[She continues to stew and mutter aimlessly for a few moments before striding closer to the screen and pointing at it.]
...Seriously, though, did one of you snitch?
((OoC Note: No toilet/shower shenanigans, please!))
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[Phantom Girl crosses her arms and looks righteously indignant for a few moments before sighing.]
...Fine, I guess I deserve it. But who even tattles; just ask me to knock it off directly.
[voice]
But it would have been nicer of them to tell you themselves. [especially since it doesn't seem like she'd have even realized it's an issue on her own.] Did you run into anyone who was upset with you?
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The United Planets has authority everywhere.
[Phantom Girl waves a hand.]
It's important for there to be a single governing universal body to establish a basic set of moral principles for all sapient species. Otherwise, you get into the issue of things like slavery being fine on one planet and not on another. The United Planets condemns slavery everywhere and acts to abolish it where it's found, even if you've never heard of us. This is just for these broad principles, of course.
...Anyway.
Everyone was completely and totally fine with it. In fact, I had a lot of nice conversations today.
[lies]
[VIDEO]...... ...>_>
Which I'm sure counts for your deliveries, right?
Haha, no worries!
[Phantom Girl responds with only a moment's pause.]
I'm. Advancing the United Planets Mission in making contact with undeveloped races outside the scope of my normal jurisdiction. Guideline 15A is to learn the daily routine and examine the day-to-day living of the alien species in question to learn about their culture and social mores.
...Clearly, the easiest way to do this is by watching you guys in your rooms.
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[Minako has a point, it's just working around to it that's a slow process.]
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