[OPEN] Snowball Fight!!

[disconinjafrog]

Who: Yosuke Hanamura and you!
Where: Any city districts, late afternoon
Summary: So it's snowing everywhere!! You know what that means right? (And if you don't, Yosuke will quickly teach you.) Yes, that's right. Snowball fight. He will be instigating pretty much anyone with a snowball to the back. Character reactions ensue!
Warnings: Snowball violence?

Wow, Yosuke hadn't seen this much snow in a while! It'd been a few months- from his perspective, about five, considering the weird jump in time that came from coming to this world- since the last drifts of snow had fallen on Inaba. What made the snow here especially cool, though, was the way the city made it look, especially at night.

But the best thing about snowy days, by far, was getting off of work early and being able to just run around in it. Sure, it was a pain in the ass to have to literally drag his bike through the snow, and sure he might've looked like a dumb kid romping through it, but hey, he was going to enjoy himself!

And of course that's when he got the idea- the terrible idea that came from just not caring that he looked absolutely ridiculous running around in the snow- to start some snowball fights.

He's not really paying attention to who he's hitting so whoever you are, whether he mistook you for someone else, whether he was aiming for someone else, or whether he just doesn't care, you are now getting a snowball right between the shoulder blades.

How do you react?

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[bondsofsuffering]

Oh man Yosuke, you have just declared war. He flinches when he first feels the snowball make contact with his back, but he's pretty quick to duck to the ground and scoop up a handful of snow, compacting it into a ball even as he searches for the person who hit him in the first place.

And considering there isn't anybody else around it could have possibly been... Have a snowball flying straight at your face, dude.

[disconinjafrog]

Oh crap--

Hitting him in the nose, Yosuke sputters as he brushes it out of his face and eyes with the back of his coat sleeve. "H-hey, come on, cheap shot!" And he scoops up another snowball and tosses it your way.

[bondsofsuffering]

He pumps a fist in the air when he sees the snowball hit dead on. "Bullseye!"

Ah, whoops, but there's another one flying at him. He goes ahead and takes the hit on his shoulder, scooping up even more snow. "People who aim for the back aren't allowed to complain about cheap shots," he calls as he cheerfully flings the snowball at Yosuke. Regardless of if it hits or not, he's backing up to take cover behind a nearby car and hopefully build up a stock of ammunition.

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"Getting hit in the back isn't nearly as bad as getting hit in the face!!" Yosuke shouts back as the snowball very narrowly misses him.

Yosuke mirrors his tactics, only he's hiding behind one of the city's trash cans instead. Balling up a good bit of snow in his hands, Yosuke stands up and turns, tossing it up high and over the car, hoping to hit something.

[bondsofsuffering]

"At least you could see it coming!" With his head tipped upwards to project his voice, Hizumi gets a beautiful view of that snowball sailing over his head. Fortunately, it hits the ground with a thud a bit in front of him. His snowballs might not be as pretty as before, but whatever, they don't need to be pretty to work!

He grabs two for now, aiming another fast snowball at the trashcan. If Yosuke dares to peek out from behind his chosen barrier, he'll have yet another snowball aimed at him for his troubles.

[disconinjafrog]

"Tch, touche!" Yosuke peeks around a little before dodging back behind the trash can. The snowball hits with a BANG. Yosuke balls up a few more, taking a deep breath before he throws an assault back his way, over the car, trying his best to make a target. This was ridiculous, he needed backup, or a better position!

[bondsofsuffering]

There's a cut-off yelp. One of those snowballs must have hit! But the attack that comes afterwards more than makes up for it.

"Oh, it's on now!"

He's got a pretty good stock by this point, and he readily makes use of them. The snowballs sail at a high angle, aimed to land juuust beyond the trashcan and hopefully rain on Yosuke's head.

[disconinjafrog]

A couple do hit him in the head, and he's getting up and rolling out of the way. "Gahh!!" He rolls down the street, running fast. If nothing else, Yosuke is insanely agile. He ducks behind his own car, getting a better angle on him.

"Glad to hear you're getting serious!!" And he starts throwing more snow at him with all the fervor in the world.

[bondsofsuffering]

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Hizumi definitely sounds more distressed now, shifting behind another car for cover. A slightly quieter, but still quite audible "Aw, shit," can also be heard. Interestingly, he seems to stop fighting back entirely; not a single new snowball comes flying Yosuke's way.

Gonna come closer and check it out?

[disconinjafrog]

When Yosuke notices that he's not getting any return fire, he stops, looking out from behind his cover with a confused look. "Hey, what's wrong?? Something happen??" The teen is being... very, very cautious as he comes out from behind the car. He didn't hit him with a rock by accident or something, did he?

[bondsofsuffering]

No reply beyond a very faint groan.

Uh-oh.

[disconinjafrog]

Shit, shit what'd he do!

Yosuke runs over, around the car that he was hiding behind. "Dude, what happened??"

1/2

[bondsofsuffering]

Sure enough, Hizumi is curled up behind the car, one hand to his forehead. Judging by his expression alone, he seriously doesn't look good...

2/2

[bondsofsuffering]

...Up until he suddenly grins and flings a snowball in Yosuke's face.

"Gotcha!"

Sorry, bro. It was nice of you to be concerned?

[disconinjafrog]

"What- HEY--!!" And Yosuke gets hit in the face with a snowball, which sends him reeling backwards.

"Hey, come on, that wasn't fair!!" You are so going to pay for that. Yosuke's already quick to retaliate with another barrage of snowballs on his now more thoroughly exposed rival.

[bondsofsuffering]

Hizumi laughs loudly as he scoops up more snow, to throw. He's definitely fighting back now, and there's practically a blizzard of snowballs flying at Yosuke as a result.

"Nobody said we had to play fair!" He's not even trying to dodge at this point, instead focusing on getting more snow to try to peg Yosuke with. "And besides, you're the one who fell for it completely!"

[disconinjafrog]

"I thought something was seriously wrong, come on!!" Yosuke's barely even balling up the snow that he's grabbing, just tosses scooped up snow his way at this point to try and keep up with the onslaught. "That totally wasn't cool!!"

[bondsofsuffering]

"On the bright side, it's nice to know you've got my back even if we're on opposing sides! You're really too kind!"

He also miiiight have just grabbed an armful and flung it all up in the air, only in the general direction of Yosuke - they're both going to get spattered by that one.

[disconinjafrog]

Yosuke sputters as he goes falling back into the snow as more sprays him in the face. He waves his hands in surrender.

"Dude, stop, stop!! This is overkill!" He is freezing his ass of at this point.

[bondsofsuffering]

Hizumi laughs, but he does indeed stop, purposefully falling back to sit on the ground. "Then we can both agree, it's my victory!"

[disconinjafrog]

Yosuke sits up and shivers terribly, rubbing his arms, groaning a bit. "Yeah, yeah, you win, just stop dumping snow on me! Damnit I need a heated blanket or something."

[bondsofsuffering]

"Oh, come on! It's not that bad." Or so he says; even Hizumi's blowing on his hands to warm them up after picking up so much snow. Every few breaths, he pauses to flex his fingers experimentally, and takes the opportunity to continue: "And it's not like we don't have warm homes to go back to."