Finally Free

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Who: Kaito Watari and YOU! Open of all the people
Where: The Cancer District
Summary: Kaito is finally feeling better and he's out wandering the town, but mainly in the Cancer district. Backdated to the 20th.
Warning: X-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme silliness



It was a little warmer, and Kaito was feeling less sick, so clearly this was his chance to go outside and get some fresh air. Yes.

This was clearly the best time to window shop in the Cancer district instead of going to, let's say, somewhere more outdoorsy. Like a park. How about it, Kaito? Feel like going to a park?

...No? Just going to press your face against the glass and stare at all the cool shit?

Alright then!

Comments

[tyrantball]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy she gets to do an Introduction! She levitates a few inches higher - just enough to be level with your eyes, and brings her two primary tentacles forward to just over her shoulders, eyes staring as their toothy maws gape open, her six secondary tentacles extending forward around her body in a rounded framework.

"Know that before you is The Legendary Final Boss, Bio-Weapon D.E.S.C.O.! She who will - "

Please hold on while she has a coughing fit. When she finishes, she rubs her throat with a secondary tentacle, floating down to her normal position as she complains.

"One day Desco will be able to do that without choking."

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You know? It's one thing to confront and defeat monsters from beyond the stars. It's another thing entirely to interact with someone who's like that and a little girl at the same time. Kaito's brain was trying to go two different ways at this point before settling on talking to her like she's...well, a little girl.

"Ah, practicing never hurts. So, what's up, Lil' Sis?"

[tyrantball]

Desco flinches backwards at that, suddenly eying you warily. One tentacle reaches forward slowly before nudging you in the shoulder and retracting whip-fast, while four more tentacles wrap around Desco's body defensively.

Huh.

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...Huh, indeed.

"What's up? Did I say something wrong?"

[tyrantball]

She narrows her red eyes suspiciously while her golden eyes widen and swivel in their sockets to focus on you. She deliberately hovers a few inches closer to you until she's within arm's reach. Her secondary tentacles retract from around her body, while her two primary tentacles raise up over her shoulders in great arcs. She stares at you for several seconds before sighing in relief, her tentacles sagging as the tension drains out of her frame.

"Desco was afraid you were the crazy lady."

She growls a little, showing off her serrated, shark-like fangs, before her expression settles into a sulky pout.

"Desco is NOT her little sister! Desco has only one Big Sis!"

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"Crazy lady? Was someone bothering you?"

Also he knows that, it's just a term of endearment!

[tyrantball]

Desco nods.

"A weird lady with silver hair has been stalking Desco."

A pause as she scans the area for crazy people.

"She said she had over nine hundred transformations, so Desco thought you might be her."

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"No way! My name's Kaito, if that makes you feel better."

[tyrantball]

A grin, showing off her shark-like teeth.

"Desco's full name is Death/Extermination Submersible Combat Organism Kazamatsuri!"

Her expressions fills with pride.

"Daddy calls Desco his 'cute little Final Weapon Girl'!"

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"A....Awww, that's....cute."

In a weird, fucked-up way.

[tyrantball]

She nods.

"Desco's Daddy is almost as cool as Big Sis!"

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"Sounds like you had a pretty good family, huh?"

[tyrantball]

Her expression goes flat and closed off.

"Desco's little sister is a fucked up bitch."

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Whoa there, language my dear!

"Hey, that's not very nice!"

[tyrantball]

Desco's primary tentacles split open and emit soft hissing sounds as Desco flails her arms angrily.

"Desco is not interested in being nice to that little Electra-complex hussy!"

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Electra-complex!?

"S-Sorry...what did she do?" To earn the title of "Electra-complex hussy".

[tyrantball]

"Desco does not want to talk about it."

Shooting you a suspicious glance.

"In fact, Desco has been unusually forthcoming with you, and it is making her suspicious."

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"Oh, umm...." What do you say to something like that?

"...Sorry?" Look Desco, he has Protag Swag, it's not his fault!

[tyrantball]

Desco is now all up in your personal space, red eyes narrowed as she inspects you.

"Are you a hero?"

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He stepped a little backward from Desco being all up in his grill and blinked at the question.

"I dunno. Why?"

[tyrantball]

Desco nods to herself decisively, making up her mind. Dramatically pointing one ruby-red claw at you, she delivers her judgement.

"Hero! How dare you use the sexual tension that exists between Final Bosses and Heroes to pump Desco for information!"

She crosses her arms over her chest and pouts.

"You have completely upset the balance of our relationship now, Hero! Desco is supposed to be the one pumping you!"

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"...Sexual tension!? You're a kid!! What do you think I am, anyway!?"

Das gross, and let's not even get into the whole tentacle thing.

[tyrantball]

"Don't try to fool Desco! You're a hero!"

She's about to continue her angry tirade when her eyes widen and she trails off, muttering furiously to herself. When she finishes, she looks back up at you and starts speaking in a much more measured tone.

"You're a hero..."

She gnaws absently on one claw as she works her way through her conclusions.

"But if you got Desco to reveal her darkest secrets like that, it must mean..."

Her eyes light up with joy and she flings herself at you, clinging like an extremely huggy barnacle.

"Desco is SO HAPPY!"

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"Ah!!!" He stood rock still while this happened, mainly because he was paralyzed with fear from the tentacles, but seriously, what was happening?

Get. Get off. Get off get off get ooooooofffffffffffffff.

[tyrantball]

"Desco has a Legendary Hero of her very own!"

She lets go of you with her child body - her tentacles are still very much hugging you - and floats up to your face level, a heavy blush and wide smile on her face as she delicately plants a kiss on your cheek.

"Desco is the only one allowed to defeat you, but she isn't ready yet, so...This Final Weapon Girl will watch over you, Hero!"

Congratulations, you have another stalker.