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[tyrantball]

Who: Desco (tyrantball) and Johnny Rayflo (not_heavens_adam)
Where: Capricorn
Summary: Otoha has vanished from Hinoto-Ri. Desco is taking it...poorly.
Warnings: Pissed-off Final Boss
Ever since he got out of the hospital, Desco has been sticking to Otoha's side like...well, an emotionally needy little girl. Then, last night, she had a dream - in itself suspicious, since sleep is just a hobby for her - and when she woke up, he was gone.

It didn't take her long to find out that he was completely gone from Hinoto-Ri, given the state of the network, and now...well. There are a lot of craters scattered around Capricorn ward from her tantrum. At the bottom of the deepest one lies Desco, flat on her back with her tentacles absorbed, streaks of dirt covering her body, tears flowing from her golden eyes, and a furious scowl on her face as she pants heavily, catching her breath.

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[not_heavens_adam]

His smile widened and he offered to take her hand as they walked.

"Oh really? Well, it's clear he did his job and that you are an excellent student because I think you're a wonderful Final Boss."

[tyrantball]

Desco reabsorbs her tentacles, touching down lightly on the ground as she slips her claws into your offered hand. She giggles happily at your compliment, her tail thumping against the ground.

"Yes! Desco was very lucky to learn from Valzy!"

She beams up at you, distracted by happy memories.

"Desco is the only Final Boss who can say she was trained by Tyrant Valvatorez, the strongest vampire in the universe!"

I'm sorry, I just found this tag

[not_heavens_adam]

He smiled, amused by the thought. "I wish I could meet him." If only because he was the oldest and one of the strongest vampires from his world, he wouldn't mind meeting someone stronger or wiser. "What sort of things was he teaching you?"

S'alright!

[tyrantball]

Desco starts ticking off lessons on her claws.

"No one will play a game where the Final Boss has an unblockable instant death attack that is used in the first turn. A Final Boss must be able to take the hero's strongest attack head-on without flinching! A Final Boss must always keep in mind the dignity of their position! The Final Boss must always accept their defeat with grace, and leave just enough ambiguity in their defeat to leave room for a sequel! The more transformations the Final Boss has, the less time there is for special attacks! If you are going to offer the hero half the world, do it before the battle starts! Always leave behind a fresh feeling like a cool breeze when you win! Eat sardines!"

...wait what was that last one?

[not_heavens_adam]

Hmmm....yeah, that all sounded good, and he was proud of himself for not laughing all through the checklist.

But that last one..."What do sardines have to do with anything? Unless...they're supposed to make you seem more evil or something." Yeah, no idea on that one.

[tyrantball]

Desco actually looks a little embarrassed at that.

"Mr. Valzy, uh...used sardines as a substitute for human blood for five hundred years."

Slight pause as Desco absently kicks at the ground, putting a little too much strength into it and briefly embedding her foot in the dirt.

"But he's still really fearsome as long as he's not talking about sardines!"

[not_heavens_adam]

That...makes him pause. Sardines as a substitute for human blood? He had the feeling it wouldn't work for him, but he really wished he could ask how that worked. Eating salty little fish would certainly be better, in his mind, than treating his currently absent partner like a sippy cup once a month.

"Huh. Well, if that worked for him, I'm glad. Although...I'm sure you don't need to eat sardines to be a Big Bad."

[tyrantball]

Desco nods in agreement.

"That's right! All Desco needs to conquer the world is her love for Big Sis and the joy of violence!"