Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

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[boxingemperor]

Akihiko has trouble staying asleep for very long. About this time of the night, he would find himself headed to the bathroom or the kitchen to get a glass of water or to watch a little late night TV before making a second attempt at rest.

It's no surprise that he awakens first, tired eyes glancing at his surroundings. His twin bed has been replaced with something bigger...cozier...and very pink. The walls are also very pink, the fixtures are heart-shaped...this is clearly a little girl's room! He doesn't think to look at his new wardrobe; it fits similarly to what he originally went to bed in. Pixies...ha, they kind of look like that one Persona Minako had. And his old ally, the Hitoshura, had befriended one as well. Cute. Their plan isn't too clear, but villains are like that. They like to be vague until the last minute.

Moments later, he finally looks to his side. There lies Shinji. They haven't shared a bed since they were little. Shinji looks calm and peaceful, which is nice to see. Shinji never looks as grizzled when he's asleep.

Things are not how they should be, but Akihiko doesn't panic. There's a way out somewhere. He'll get his best friend out of here before these Pixies reveal their true, evil intentions. That's how it worked in the tower. Things might look harmless, but the longer you'd dwell on them, the worst it'd get.

Time to be a hero. He slides out of bed, walks up to a large heart-shaped mirror, pulls it off the hooks on the wall, and...

CRASH!

If Shinjiro wasn't awake before, he likely is now.

[all_wound_up]

[Nano sleeps on her side by necessity, so she doesn't even have the luxury of blinking in confusion at an unfamiliar ceiling and wondering for a few seconds where she is when she wakes up in the fairies' special love suite. She is not nearly so lucky as that. When her eyes slowly flutter open, the first thing she sees is the sleeping form of Teddie right in front of her face. So of course, she does the first thing that would be expected of a young and easily flustered robot in a situation like this.]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Which is to say, she screams and falls out of the bed, taking half the covers with her. Teddie will wake up to one confused and embarrassed little moebot wrestling with the silk sheets, wearing a modest two-piece red set of pajamas with little pink hearts all over them.]

[badluckhealer]

[Agatha reacts about as well as you might expect to waking up in strange heart-print pajamas in an unknown, very pink location, with another person, thanks to mischievous fairies.

Mischievous, perverse fairies, it seemed, considering what the fairy had said and that she'd woken up right next to Midori.

She reacts about as well as you might expect.] W-what do you think you are doing?! Let us out of here!

[She's just going to be taking the nearest weapon at hand - a pillow - jump out of bed, and race over to swat at the crazy critter.]

[prettytamer]

[As the pillow goes right through the pixie's projection, leading to giggles from the fairy, Midori yawns and stretches her arms.] Mmm..? Oh, hi Agatha...

[Not the fastest to wake up in the morning, Midori.]

[primordial]

...What.

[This...must be a nightmare. Sam gazes around blearily, blinking at the assault of pink and red that makes up the colors of the room. The two of you? Perfect together? He doesn't understand. God, he hopes he hasn't been taken to another world again...and what the heck is he even wearing? Pink pajamas?]

[He blinks again, letting out a groan, trying to make sense of his situation...when he notices the sleeping girl next to him. He practically leaps out of the bed, looking very much like a housewife that has uncovered a mouse in her kitchen.]

W-what is going on?!

[stridercentric]

[Oh ow. Ow. That sure is a shitload of bright pink surrounding Bro. His hand moves like lightning to snatch his shades off the nightstand and put them on before doing anything else. It manages to dim the colors a little, but there's still plenty of other causes for a headache. An annoying little fairy is talking and he's a little too distracted to process the words. Where the fuck is he? Who the hell is this dude in the bed next to him? After lifting the sheets off himself, he also wonders why the fuck he's wearing a pink tanktop. In contrast, he isn't the least bit surprised at the white boxers patterned with hearts. Those are his. He chose them for the irony factor, just like all his other underpants.]

...The hell?

[unbroken_chain]

When Kotoha wakes up, it's to a giant pink bed in a giant pink room and tiny (possibly pink? must investigate) fairies nattering at her. Once they've finished nattering, she gets out of the bed and walks over to the corner they are in (only one of them is pink) and then looks around the room before picking up a floor lamp (heart-shaped pink bulb, ridiculously tacky(she is probably going to steal it before this is over)), unplugging it, and carrying it over to the bed, holding it by the end near the bulb and poking the other occupant of the bed with the base.

Poke. Poke.

[empiricalpride]

[Despite his composed exterior, Even is not a graceful figure asleep. His hair's thrown around wildly, he's muttering slightly, incoherently - until the fairies start to whisper and chatter. Slowly, it breaks through to him and he stirs into consciousness. ...A very pink consciousness.

His motions are still heavy for a moment, though, as he works his way through a mental checklist of what's going on. Sluggishly, he sits up a little, manouevring - and for the first time, he notices that he's not alone. And that shock breaks him out of his half-slumbering state - he sits bolt upright, hair flying. (While his pyjamas are technically sensible, they're also silky and pink, and open at the front to expose a prominent and rather messy scar running down his chest.)

He shoves his way across the bed and away from his unknown companion, glaring at the world.]

What is this?

[deathboss]

Rise and shine lovely creature next to him, it's the sound of a guy screaming in utter, terrified terror because you're not Miyabi and his dream of celebrating Valentine's day with her has been completely shattered in a million pieces. Of course she wasn't in Hinoto-Ri right now, but that small, lingering hope had just been turned into a nightmare.

He jumps out of bed with only a pair of pink tight underwear that OH GODS DOES NOT FIT WITH THE REST OF HIS COLORS(!!) before he looks around for an exit. It's like watching an animal taking its first steps as he stumbles everywhere.

"SORRY CHICA, BUT MICHEL'S ALREADY TAKEN!!"

You're welcome.

[dekillerqueen]

[Shelly does not mind pink, in moderation. Moderation is something that is clearly lacking here, however.

As soon as everything else sinks in, though, the colours become a secondary aggravation. He's wearing pink briefs that are far, far more form-fitting than he would like, and nothing else aside from his monocle. If he cared to stare at his own crotch, perhaps he would notice the charming little line running down the middle of his underwear, and the red circle on one side. He doesn't. There is someone else with him. Before he even sees who it is, he feels his heart racing like it hasn't in years. He mentally berates himself for his shameful lack of self-control.

Slowly, he turns his head and sees his companion.]

... Detective Fulbright.

[He enunciates every syllable slowly as well.]

[istotesbatgirl]

[The first thing Misfit notices when she wakes up is the decoration. It's pink, very pink.

The second thing she notices is her attire. Looking around she spots her usual outfit on top of a pink chest of drawers. She makes a mad dash to the dresser and sorts through the pile of clothes until she finds the most important thing, her mask. Now that her identity is protected she looks around the room and notices she is not alone.]

Hey, are you okay?

[demifemme]

Shura stirs awake as she hears the voice. She props herself up on her elbow and rubs her eyes as she looks around. Okay. This was not Devil May Cry. Everything is horribly pink. Even the corset-panties-garters-stockings set she is wearing is pink, a horrible shade of pale pink she would never wear willingly and that clashes horribly with her markings' glowing parts. She looks over at the person who spoke to her and frowns.

"You're not Sarah. What the hell?" She had to find her wheelchair and oh god it was a pink wheelchair too.

[phantom_envoy]

Um.

......This really isn't my kind of color scheme.

[Clearly the important thing here is that Phantom Girl has never had a single object in her wardrobe that isn't black and white. She gazes down at her frilly nightgown with mild irritation.]

Don't worry. Whatever's going on, I'll have us out of here before you can s -- Ow.

[For some reason, the girl hovered up into the air and slammed straight into a wall.]

[istotesbatgirl]

You know Sarah? How do you know Sarah?

[Misfit notices the wheelchair.]

Do you need help?

[pretty_pink_ribbon]

[Oh. Oh, hell no. Whoever thinks this is funny is so very wrong. The room she can deal with, the valentine's decorations are fine, Atsuro being here is not a problem. This would be worse with a stranger. The pink, very skimpy lingerie however, is just not fair. And those pixies are just asking for it. Hiding behind the sheet, she pokes at Atsuro frantically.]

Atsuro! Wake up!

[ding_bots_are_done]

[Agatha is actually a fairly heavy sleeper, so it's not until she rolls over and tries to stretch out that she finally realizes she's not alone in the bed. Luckily the pixies took all her death rays. With an undignified squeak, she scoots to the other side of the bed as fast as she can. So fast that she rolls right off the side and finds herself on the floor.]

Wh- what is going on here?!?

[She is wearing a pink corset and Victorian-style bloomers.]

[bear_necessities]

[The poking startles him awake, and in an instant he is up, and grabbing the offending lamp. He gives her a wary look, not growling yet, he doesn't know if she's a threat yet.

It doesn't really bother him that he's woken up in a strange place he doesn't remember. That happens to him all the time. But he's usually alone....]

[frankensteins_moe]

[Startling a Berserker class Servant awake isn't the best idea, Eikichi. In the blink of an eye, the young girl is awake and alert, quickly rolling out of bed and grabbing the large mace propped up on the nightstand in one smooth motion. Growling like a cornered beast, she holds it defensively between herself and Eikichi. One false move and she could be on him, and likely not in the sense the fairies are expecting.

And speaking of the fairies, they're giggling up a storm as they make lewd remarks about how this one is going to be rough.]

[swordsaintseta]

[For all that this is, by all rights, quite the unusual circumstance, Soujirou had still been trying to figure out if he'd been dreaming or not as he lay there on his side of the bed. An involuntary punch to the face certainly banishes that notion.]

-ow!

[-not...that it really hurts, he realizes. Being in a Level 90 Adventurer's body must account for something by way of defense, but it's still a surprise, not to mention his reaction is out of reflex.

He sits up, blinking as the pink blur beside him goes sprawling off the bed. It takes him a moment to realize he's not wearing much else but boxers, pink boxers sprinkled with red hearts of varying sizes. Definitely not anything he's ever owned, and the girls in his guild would have never given him anything so gaudy.

...oh. That's right. He's not alone in here, is he? Blushing slightly, he tugs at the sheets a bit as he glances over at Agatha.]

I have no idea, miss...! I'm quite sure I was asleep in my room, last I remember!

[teddious]

[Teddie had been sleeping happily, completely unaware of the changes that had suddenly occurred. That was, until he heard a scream that wasn't too far away and he had a feeling that could be described as if his heart was going to stop. His eyes opened wide in surprise.]

Wha-what's going on?!

[He rubbed one of his eyes tiredly. Wait, wasn't that girl on the ground Nano-chan? That was confusing.]

Nano-chan, when did you come to visit me?

[He held out a hand for her to grab, because letting a cute girl sit there on he ground wasn't his style.]

[eyewillprotect]

[She's on guard at first, trying to reach for her (nonexistent) naginata, but once she's slightly more awake the fairy's words begin to sink in.

...You can't be serious.]

I-is this a joke...?

[Please tell her it's a joke. Please.]

[bondsofsuffering]

[It initially takes him a while to rouse, and even then he's still pretty sluggish. Those sleeping pills are really strong...

Once the fairies' giggling ends, he throws a single glance at the person he's apparently been paired with, his mouth giving a small twitch once he recognizes who it is. Of all the people in Hinoto-Ri...]

...'M going back to sleep.

[And with that, he'll go ahead and flop back onto his pillow, pulling the covers up over his head. Nope, he's just... not even going to deal with this, apparently.]

Pre-emptive Dual Destinies spoilers warning!

[spiritofjustice]

[Bobby is usually an incredibly light sleeper. Usually. This morning, however, he doesn't awaken until the fairies begin to giggle and he knows immediately that there's something wrong. His first instinct is to play dead in the proverbial manner and pretend to be asleep until he's gained his bearings. He slowly rolls onto his side to subtly reach for the knife that he always keeps under his pillow, only realize it's not there. The next realization is that this isn't even his own bed.

A high-pitched voice speaks of 'having fun', of 'no connection to the outside world', of 'the two of them'... And then he hears a familiar voice addressing him. No choice but to 'wake up', then.

He moves himself into a sitting position, rubbing at his eyes with one hand. Lacking the additional touch of gel, his hair is far more lanky and tangled. He's not wearing a shirt, but as the bright pink blankets are pulled up to his waist, it's impossible to tell just what he is wearing. Speaking of bright pink, he needs a second to really process the room they're in. And the fairies peering at him from the corner. And the fact that 'John Doe' is also lacking a shirt and sitting right beside him.]

Uhm... This is new.

[stridercentric]

[Bro notices the scar. Honestly, it's kind of hard not to. Still, he's sensible enough not to draw attention to it. That's the kind of thing most people don't want to talk about. Instead, he'll focus on how weird and oddly hilarious the situation is. Especially with the way this guy's glaring at him. He casts a sideways glance at the fairies in the corner, which seem to be watching them with open mouths, then grins.]

Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello.

[unbroken_chain]

As soon as Senri grabs the lamp, Kotoha lets go and skitters away, staring at him warily.

"Uh...hello?"