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destinystrings2013-09-17 09:26 pm
primordial) wrote in destinystrings2013-09-17 09:26 pm
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I am the thief and you will run
Who: Sam Erstwhile and EVERYONE.
Where: In your house, then the middle of Capricorn District.
Summary: Sam Erstwhile is affected by the TRIHARDO curse, and promptly decides that everyone has way too much stuff. Thieving shenanigans ensue.
Warnings: T for taking stuff that is not his!!!!!
PART A: IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT
[It's just an ordinary day for all of the residents in Hinoto-Ri. It's time to sit back, relax, try out stuff in your closet, read a book...whatever you normally do.]
[However, you are not alone. There's someone else there, an intruder, and he is coming to take what he believes you really do not need. He's being very good at it, though- he's found a mask to disguise himself, and he's wearing gloves to carefully pilfer through your things without leaving a trace. However, it's not just gold and jewelry he wants. That television? He's taking it. That collection of CDs by that teenage singer you really like? No longer yours. Your secret stash of porn/yaoi magazines/body pillows? It's all his now. You have too much of it.]
[Maybe it's time to stop him before he runs out with your stuff. How did he even get in here without you even noticing, anyways?]
PART B: CAPRICORN DISTRICT
[Where is all that stuff going, you might wonder? Well, out in the most vacant of districts. Because, honestly, he has no need of this stuff at all. So, time to dump it.]
[People coming to the district will be treated to quite the bizarre sight; there are tall piles of things; furniture, books, pieces of machinery, you name it. And sitting on top of it all, unmasked, is a pathetic-looking young man who seems to have been the source of it all. How did he get all this stuff out here by himself? Why is he doing this? You'll just have to ask him to find out the answers.]
Where: In your house, then the middle of Capricorn District.
Summary: Sam Erstwhile is affected by the TRIHARDO curse, and promptly decides that everyone has way too much stuff. Thieving shenanigans ensue.
Warnings: T for taking stuff that is not his!!!!!
PART A: IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT
[It's just an ordinary day for all of the residents in Hinoto-Ri. It's time to sit back, relax, try out stuff in your closet, read a book...whatever you normally do.]
[However, you are not alone. There's someone else there, an intruder, and he is coming to take what he believes you really do not need. He's being very good at it, though- he's found a mask to disguise himself, and he's wearing gloves to carefully pilfer through your things without leaving a trace. However, it's not just gold and jewelry he wants. That television? He's taking it. That collection of CDs by that teenage singer you really like? No longer yours. Your secret stash of porn/yaoi magazines/body pillows? It's all his now. You have too much of it.]
[Maybe it's time to stop him before he runs out with your stuff. How did he even get in here without you even noticing, anyways?]
PART B: CAPRICORN DISTRICT
[Where is all that stuff going, you might wonder? Well, out in the most vacant of districts. Because, honestly, he has no need of this stuff at all. So, time to dump it.]
[People coming to the district will be treated to quite the bizarre sight; there are tall piles of things; furniture, books, pieces of machinery, you name it. And sitting on top of it all, unmasked, is a pathetic-looking young man who seems to have been the source of it all. How did he get all this stuff out here by himself? Why is he doing this? You'll just have to ask him to find out the answers.]
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[Setsuna advances toward him.]
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Why? What are you going to do? You're not even old enough to have this, anyways.
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When he pulls the trigger, a golden pentacle appears, and from it emerges a demon in a clap of thunder.]
Zeus-
[He hardy needs to say anything. Enjoy the Zionga to the face.]
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[OW GOSH THAT HURTS but at least it isn't fire! Sam hisses, mask smoking from the impact, but he manages to be still standing, at least.]
Sheesh... anyways, I think it'll be good for the both of us if I go now.
[And, still holding the gun, he's just going to open the window and casually jump out as fast as he can, don't mind him.]
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wow he does not want to jump out this many stories damn it he has to take the long way B||||]
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[He swallows the gun. Hey, it can just float around inside of him, he doesn't have to worry about losing it now. Being what he is really helps with that sort of thing.]
[And then he's taking off, running as fast as he can into the city interior and hoping he keeps the guy off his trail.]
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you'd better hope that doesn't go off accidentally
also Setsuna will search the whole damn city for you those are his demons B|||||||| ]
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[Annnd he'll make it to his nice little pile in Capricorn finally, stick a hand in himself to take it out and toss it somewhere randomly (it's probably slimy now, just saying). He really doesn't have any need of it. He goes to sit on top of the pile, picking up a nearby magazine and poring through it's contents as he takes a break from it all.]
[GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND IT NOW.]