primordial: (for lo the darkness crawls in)
Sam Erstwhile ([personal profile] primordial) wrote in [community profile] destinystrings2013-09-17 09:26 pm

I am the thief and you will run

Who: Sam Erstwhile and EVERYONE.
Where: In your house, then the middle of Capricorn District.
Summary: Sam Erstwhile is affected by the TRIHARDO curse, and promptly decides that everyone has way too much stuff. Thieving shenanigans ensue.
Warnings: T for taking stuff that is not his!!!!!

PART A: IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT

[It's just an ordinary day for all of the residents in Hinoto-Ri. It's time to sit back, relax, try out stuff in your closet, read a book...whatever you normally do.]

[However, you are not alone. There's someone else there, an intruder, and he is coming to take what he believes you really do not need. He's being very good at it, though- he's found a mask to disguise himself, and he's wearing gloves to carefully pilfer through your things without leaving a trace. However, it's not just gold and jewelry he wants. That television? He's taking it. That collection of CDs by that teenage singer you really like? No longer yours. Your secret stash of porn/yaoi magazines/body pillows? It's all his now. You have too much of it.]

[Maybe it's time to stop him before he runs out with your stuff. How did he even get in here without you even noticing, anyways?]



PART B: CAPRICORN DISTRICT

[Where is all that stuff going, you might wonder? Well, out in the most vacant of districts. Because, honestly, he has no need of this stuff at all. So, time to dump it.]

[People coming to the district will be treated to quite the bizarre sight; there are tall piles of things; furniture, books, pieces of machinery, you name it. And sitting on top of it all, unmasked, is a pathetic-looking young man who seems to have been the source of it all. How did he get all this stuff out here by himself? Why is he doing this? You'll just have to ask him to find out the answers.]
devilchild: (all that I adore)

A

[personal profile] devilchild 2013-09-17 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Setsna's apartment is sparse, and he keeps mainly the essentials. For him, that includes a gun-like object that clearly should not be in a child's possessions.]

Put that back.

[How does an eight-year old's voice get that cold anyway?]
devilchild: (even when my luck is down)

[personal profile] devilchild 2013-09-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll regret it. Put it down now, and you probably won't get hurt.

[Setsuna advances toward him.]
devilchild: (all that I adore)

[personal profile] devilchild 2013-09-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[In response, Setsuna pulls out... another gun. He doesn't always keep both the DeviRiser and the KingRiser on his person, but he would be stupid not to keep one.

When he pulls the trigger, a golden pentacle appears, and from it emerges a demon in a clap of thunder.]


Zeus-

[He hardy needs to say anything. Enjoy the Zionga to the face.]
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A

[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco is just sort of staring.

"...Big Bro, what are you doing?"

Seriously. Why are you even in Desco's candy stash?
devilchild: (your shadow)

[personal profile] devilchild 2013-09-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH NO YOU DON'T YOU-

wow he does not want to jump out this many stories damn it he has to take the long way B||||]
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"If Big Bro wants candy, there's plenty in his room!"

Pouting now.

"Which he would KNOW if he ever bothered to actually use it..."
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[personal profile] devilchild 2013-09-17 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[did you just swallow a demon-summoning device

you'd better hope that doesn't go off accidentally

also Setsuna will search the whole damn city for you those are his demons B|||||||| ]
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Space for what?"
tyrantball: (Bzuh)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Wide eyes.

"B-big Bro...are you helping people?!"
tyrantball: (crying)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

And now Desco is desperately clinging to Sam's face.

"Big Bro! You have to step away from the light! Once you go down the path of the hero, it will dominate your destiny FOREVER!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-17 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!"

Desco casts her voice into a mocking falsetto.

"'Oh, it's no big deal, it's one little good deed', or 'of course I didn't inhale!' or 'What's the harm in using the crosswalk?'"

STARING into Sam's eyes.

"And the next thing you know they are helping old ladies across the street! Big Bro, you've got to quit before you get sucked in too deep! Don't be part of that scene, Big Bro!"
tyrantball: (crying)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Desco's chin trembles a little before she angrily squares her tiny, round jaw and dashes the tears from the front of her torso with one clenched fist.

"F-fine! In that case, Desco will throw away her pride and help you! D-desco's not afraid to do good deeds! No matter how virtuous Big Bro gets, Desco will be right...right there with him! WE CAN GO TO CHURCH TOGETHER!"

A tiny, tiny voice now.

"I-it's not gonna hurt, is it?"
tyrantball: (RAAAAR)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-09-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
wait what hold up

"...they get mad? When you do something nice?"

The tips of Desco's ears twitch at this.

"HOW DARE THOSE INGRATES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SACRIFICE!"

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