destinystrings | I am the thief and you will run

Who: Sam Erstwhile and EVERYONE.
Where: In your house, then the middle of Capricorn District.
Summary: Sam Erstwhile is affected by the TRIHARDO curse, and promptly decides that everyone has way too much stuff. Thieving shenanigans ensue.
Warnings: T for taking stuff that is not his!!!!!

PART A: IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT

[It's just an ordinary day for all of the residents in Hinoto-Ri. It's time to sit back, relax, try out stuff in your closet, read a book...whatever you normally do.]

[However, you are not alone. There's someone else there, an intruder, and he is coming to take what he believes you really do not need. He's being very good at it, though- he's found a mask to disguise himself, and he's wearing gloves to carefully pilfer through your things without leaving a trace. However, it's not just gold and jewelry he wants. That television? He's taking it. That collection of CDs by that teenage singer you really like? No longer yours. Your secret stash of porn/yaoi magazines/body pillows? It's all his now. You have too much of it.]

[Maybe it's time to stop him before he runs out with your stuff. How did he even get in here without you even noticing, anyways?]

PART B: CAPRICORN DISTRICT

[Where is all that stuff going, you might wonder? Well, out in the most vacant of districts. Because, honestly, he has no need of this stuff at all. So, time to dump it.]

[People coming to the district will be treated to quite the bizarre sight; there are tall piles of things; furniture, books, pieces of machinery, you name it. And sitting on top of it all, unmasked, is a pathetic-looking young man who seems to have been the source of it all. How did he get all this stuff out here by himself? Why is he doing this? You'll just have to ask him to find out the answers.]

Threaded | Flat

[Setsna's apartment is sparse, and he keeps mainly the essentials. For him, that includes a gun-like object that clearly should not be in a child's possessions.]

Put that back.

[How does an eight-year old's voice get that cold anyway?]

Desco is just sort of staring.

"...Big Bro, what are you doing?"

Seriously. Why are you even in Desco's candy stash?

[Hey no taking any of those super fatty and obviously unnecessary foods is way not cool.

Don't mind Hizumi snapping a picture real quick before speaking up.]

Why are you trying to steal my food?

[EVIL IS AFOOT. Nikolai Volkov knows it. He knows it when he sees the man sneaking out of a Scorpio Ward home, clearly making off with their valuables!

Sam is caught by a man dressed in a suit done all in shades of red. He holds out a pistol aimed at Sam and calls out to him.]

You there, sir! Drop that bag immediately!

[ Of course Yukko was finishing up in the shower when Sam decided to break in.

She has her clothes on if that makes the situation less embarassing! The important part is that she suddenly busts through the bathroom door, a towel tangled between her hair, and freezes the second she sees a stranger in the living room. ]

G... Gyuhh...

[ That's not Nano, not at all! Also that mask is incredibly creepy. ]

W-Who the hell are you?!

[She's followed the clues as best she can. IT HAS ALL LED TO THIS MOMENT. She's not exactly sure why she's so determined to solve this case, but she just HAS to.

She arrives in the Capricorn district, and recognizes the guy from the photo someone posted on the network. And, sure enough, he's surrounded by piles upon piles of things that she's certain have been stolen.

She draws her revolver and levels her aim at him.]

Put your hands up where I can see them!

[ur under arrest, dude.]

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