primordial: (for lo the darkness crawls in)
Sam Erstwhile ([personal profile] primordial) wrote in [community profile] destinystrings2013-09-17 09:26 pm

I am the thief and you will run

Who: Sam Erstwhile and EVERYONE.
Where: In your house, then the middle of Capricorn District.
Summary: Sam Erstwhile is affected by the TRIHARDO curse, and promptly decides that everyone has way too much stuff. Thieving shenanigans ensue.
Warnings: T for taking stuff that is not his!!!!!

PART A: IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT

[It's just an ordinary day for all of the residents in Hinoto-Ri. It's time to sit back, relax, try out stuff in your closet, read a book...whatever you normally do.]

[However, you are not alone. There's someone else there, an intruder, and he is coming to take what he believes you really do not need. He's being very good at it, though- he's found a mask to disguise himself, and he's wearing gloves to carefully pilfer through your things without leaving a trace. However, it's not just gold and jewelry he wants. That television? He's taking it. That collection of CDs by that teenage singer you really like? No longer yours. Your secret stash of porn/yaoi magazines/body pillows? It's all his now. You have too much of it.]

[Maybe it's time to stop him before he runs out with your stuff. How did he even get in here without you even noticing, anyways?]



PART B: CAPRICORN DISTRICT

[Where is all that stuff going, you might wonder? Well, out in the most vacant of districts. Because, honestly, he has no need of this stuff at all. So, time to dump it.]

[People coming to the district will be treated to quite the bizarre sight; there are tall piles of things; furniture, books, pieces of machinery, you name it. And sitting on top of it all, unmasked, is a pathetic-looking young man who seems to have been the source of it all. How did he get all this stuff out here by himself? Why is he doing this? You'll just have to ask him to find out the answers.]
selematpagi: ([Embarrassed] Ohayou Gozaimasu)

[personal profile] selematpagi 2013-09-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course Yukko was finishing up in the shower when Sam decided to break in.

She has her clothes on if that makes the situation less embarassing! The important part is that she suddenly busts through the bathroom door, a towel tangled between her hair, and freezes the second she sees a stranger in the living room.
]

G... Gyuhh...

[ That's not Nano, not at all! Also that mask is incredibly creepy. ]

W-Who the hell are you?!
selematpagi: ([Embarrassed] I'm not sure!)

[personal profile] selematpagi 2013-09-20 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh. . .

[ She blinks, trying to really possess what the stranger actually said... ]

No, wait, what?

[ She juts her hand out, pointing an accusatory finger! ]

Hey! Put all that stuff down. I need them!