Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

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[pretty_pink_ribbon]

See, now that's a good idea!

[She opens up one of the side doors and gasps.]

Oh my God! Atsuro! Check this out!

[There's a jacuzzi. A heart shaped jacuzzi, but a jacuzzi none the less. Next to it is a table with a champagne bottle in a bucket of ice next to two glasses and a plate of chocolate covered strawberries. Yuzu is poking a toe into the jacuzzi to test the water.]

This is so cool.

[Even her current state of undress is forgotten in the excitement. She will never stay in a room this nice again. Might as well enjoy it.]

[otakuro]

[Atsuro is slightly less excited about this revelation.]

Uhhhh....

Yuzu, we don't have any swimstuff with us. I'm pretty sure the meaning was for us to get in that thing... you know. In our birthday suits.

[cirquedeignis]

[Hot. Steamy. Romance. These fairies were blabbering about complete nonsense!]

'Ohhh come on, hurry up and kiss each other already~!'

No way...! [See how much he's flipping out, with flames coming out of his mouth again. Romance was the last thing Zio ever got himself into, and these fairies weren't doing any better to let him keep his calm.]

[halberdaxe]

"Oh my~! Two feisty men already at each other's necks~!" One of the fairies giggled. "Now if they weren't trying to kill each other, it'd be so hot!"

Noda, on the other hand, ignored the fairies' talking and looked over at the lamp that was directed towards him before jumping away to cover some ground for himself.

"So you wanna fight with that foolish weapon?! I will be your opponent!!"

[boxingemperor]

Akihiko looks over his shoulder at Shinji when he hears him speak. "Good, you're up. Help me break all of the mirrors in this place." He asks, stepping bravely (and stupidly) around the broken glass in his bare feet. There's got to be a trick to all of this. He'll figure it out. Or Shinji will. He can't take credit for getting out of every mess, but he makes sure he can contribute.

[swordsaintseta]

Maybe in the other drawer!

[He suggests this since he's already gone through and emptied the one, and the contents had been all his clothing and slippers. Soujirou gestures towards the next drawer over since he doesn't want to go through her things if it does turn out to be Agatha's!

But in the meantime he'll shuffle over to pull on his kimono and hakama pants.]

At least that's one thing taken care of... So, can you really make a weapon that might get us out of here?

["Oh, that's not romantic at all!" The once giggly voices begin to complain. "When you wake up and find such an attractive person at your side, you should greet them with a kiss! Well, it's not too late to do so!"]

[poorlittleblueburdie]

He eyed the suspicious little things in the corner over there; they were the only explanation he could come to for waking up here with someone he didn't know yet.

"What's the meaning of this?" It didn't come out as much of a demand; he was too flustered to sound properly angry. One of the faries just gave him a wink. The other gave him a thumbs up and a little shooing gesture, as if urging him toward the human. His wings' feathers all floofed at that, and he crossed his arms more tightly. Not only was he no longer cooing... he seemed to actually be... hissing?

There was a second's pause while he glared at them, and then he snagged one of the pillows off the bed and hurled it at them. It thumped into the wall, going right through their little projections.

It took Avitus another moment before he was calm enough to properly ignore them, and try looking around the room. He avoided meeting the human's gaze, cheeks still purple, and got up from the bed to go check the dresser, keeping his wings around himself as much as he could.

[stridercentric]

Eh. I ain't in much of a hurry. [He shrugs, then finally moves the blankets off himself to get out of bed. Cal is slung around his shoulders, which is really the safest place for the little guy to be right now. Blinding as all the pink is, there's a special brand of irony here that Bro has to appreciate.]

Gotta give these lil' pixies props for the choice in decor.

[terminally_clever]

A simple turn of phrase.

[Fumi eventually gives up and walks back over to sit down on the bed.]

...Well, then. I'm at a loss.

But there's plenty to do! Look at the lovely lady lying there next to you!

[demifemme]

"Sounds perfect. Thanks."

--

After that was taken care of, Shura was back in the room, still in her pink lingerie. It probably said something about her that changing into her normal clothes would make her less covered than wearing all this lingerie...

"I'm kind of at a loss as to what we could do while we wait for these fairies to get bored and release us... I mean normally I get up and I go run but now I obviously can't."

[dekillerqueen]

I'm not saying we should sit here and wait. But... we simply can't keep giving them reasons to say... those things.

[istotesbatgirl]

[Misfit slaps herself in the forehead.]

Duh. I can't believe I haven't tried yet.

Now don't get mad when I say this, but I can teleport.

[demifemme]

Far from being mad, Shura is delighted.

"You can? Hell yeah! Do it! ... I mean, not that I don't appreciate your company, but if one of us can escape..."

[hawkattack]

While Avitus was throwing things at the fairies, Blackquill located his clothing. He pulled open another drawer and left it open. "I assume this other set is yours."

... This setup was unfamiliar to him. He'd never even considered doing anything like this. "We can ask questions after we've changed, I suppose." Bathroom... - ah. There it was. Blackquill picked up his clothing and headed into it, closing the door behind him.

[egotrigger]

Woah!

[Okay, that can't be good. Even if he's a little more used to weird powers, he still doesn't want to be caught in a burning room.]

Uh... please calm down?

'Kiss him kiss him kiss him kiss him -'

[istotesbatgirl]

Alright, here it goes. I'll come back for you.

[Misfit disappears in a cloud of purple smoke. After she vanishes the fairies chip in.]

"Hey, that's cheating! No fair! Now she has to be punished."

[A second later Misfit reappears, once again wearing the provided lingerie, in Shura's lap.]

[hello_mgann]

[M'gann is as red as her home planet from the revelation of her personal information, but she's going to try and push through it.]

You were student council president? What do you think of the schools in Hinoto-Ri?

[trainwrecking]

"'I'm one for a little shock torture and ticklers myself...' Hizumi says, practically ~sparkling.~"

N-not fire... [It's subconscious, but he presses himself up against the wall. Please have mercy, Hizumi...]

"But Otonashi is a little too straight-edge for Hizumi's wild side ~ ♥"

[The concern is quickly replaced with a look of deeply-rooted "FMLFMLFML".]

[bondsofsuffering]

[He would have that fear, now wouldn't he? Oh well, it's not like Hizumi was really planning to get caught in flames by mistake either.]

You heard him, Itzpalt. We don't need fire to blast the way out.

[He utters the name quite lazily, but all the same a card appears before him, bearing the image of the Magician. Upon shattering, a tall man cloaked in red appears, his hair and beard the color of rust.]

Ah... You might want to cover your ears.

[Hizumi certainly does, and just in time. The large man makes a gesture, sending a blitz of lightning straight for the door-!

...Only for absolutely nothing to happen.]

[aeterna_filia]

Fair enough.

[This one wasn't the kind to joke around, obviously.]

It would seem that way.

[poorlittleblueburdie]

"Thank you." Avitus stepped over to quietly collect his own clothing, keeping his wings around himself the whole time. He really wasn't used to wearing so little in front of anyone, and he wasn't about to give even the little fairies anything like a show.

By the time Blackquill came back out of the bathroom, he was pretty much entirely dressed again, having wasted no time. Still tying his sash, and his hair was still loose, but he was dressed. Looks like he'd dumped the nightgown on the bed.

And he was a lot better composed again, too, even if he did keep giving the little troublemakers upset looks.

[pixielove]

[What things? These things?]

Evidently getting impatient, Shelly suggests that the two waste no more time on words and instead get straight to the action. There's so much passion to be had and so little time to do it in, after all. [The fairy attempts to fan herself by flapping her hand just below her face.]

[spiritofjustice]

I'm pretty sure they'll find excuses to say those awful things even if we don't talk. [Huff huff.]

[terminally_clever]

So what exactly do you intend to do here?

[This girl is irritatingly calm. It's throwing Fumi off even more.]

[themortalhalf]

The look Aki receives in turn in a puzzled one, if suddenly exasperated at the sheer amount of glass shards on the floor. He thinks he hears voices coming from somewhere, high-pitched and giggling, but can't pinpoint it, though he feels damned cold, and the boxers are hideous. He'd rather try to find some clothes than break a bunch of mirrors, currently. Figure out what the hell's going on before any of them try punching out anything.

"Not until you tell me what the hell we have to break 'em for. Only thing you're gonna do is hurt yourself."