Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[terminally_clever]

A simple turn of phrase.

[Fumi eventually gives up and walks back over to sit down on the bed.]

...Well, then. I'm at a loss.

But there's plenty to do! Look at the lovely lady lying there next to you!

[aeterna_filia]

Fair enough.

[This one wasn't the kind to joke around, obviously.]

It would seem that way.

[terminally_clever]

So what exactly do you intend to do here?

[This girl is irritatingly calm. It's throwing Fumi off even more.]

[aeterna_filia]

Wait it out.

[It's what Kaguya does best! Aside from trolling Mokou.]

[terminally_clever]

So a nap or a bath, then.

Good idea! You can take a nice steamy bath together and then cuddle up for this and that~ ♥

[aeterna_filia]

A hot bath actually sounds quite wonderful right now.

[Hey, if this room is this luxurious, it has to have a good bath.]

[terminally_clever]

Hm. Well, let's see what they have to offer, shall we?

And the ice queen's chilly demeanor finally began to melt in the presence of the princess...

[Ignoring the fairies for the time being, Fumi heads into the bathroom, where there is a large and rather fancy heart-shaped whirlpool tub.]

[aeterna_filia]

Indeed.

[Kaguya's just going to try and ignore the fairies for now. Let them do as they wish. It didn't bother her. She follows into the bathroom, and well, seems rather impressed by the tub.]

Not bad at all.

[terminally_clever]

Shall we, then?

[And now the fairies are getting exactly what they want as Fumi takes off her coat and moves to start undressing. She could not possibly care less about being seen naked by another woman. And besides, she wraps a towel around herself soon after anyway.]

The sultry seductress...

...sultry scientist?

Seductive scientist?

Oh, this isn't working at all.

Here, let me do it!

[aeterna_filia]

I hope it's as good as it appears to be.

[Kaguya honestly couldn't care either. She's confident in her appearance, much like everything else. Of course, when your beauty alone was enough to send many men to their deaths just for a chance at having your hand, you know you have nothing to worry about. She's not even going to bother with a towel as she strips out of that silk robe.]

[terminally_clever]

[And were Fumi in any way sexually inclined toward... well, anything, she'd probably be looking. As it is, she's just sliding down into the water.]

Ahhhh...

[aeterna_filia]

[Kaguya's going to follow suit, slipping into the warm water with a content sigh. Wow, this really was pretty nice. Who'd think being kidnapped would be a good thing?]

[terminally_clever]

You may have been on to something here. If they provided a personal masseuse service, this would be a perfect vacation.

[aeterna_filia]

Perhaps they do and we have yet to see it.

[That would certainly be a nice touch.]

I have to wonder what other lovely surprises are around here.

[terminally_clever]

You're right. We could be drinking champagne or wine in here.

[aeterna_filia]

Precisely. You know, if they were aiming for some sort of romantic approach, they would most certainly have one or the other around, if not both. It would be a shame if they'd overlooked that.

[Why yes, she's attempting to goad the fairies into revealing wherever it is. Or bringing some to them. Screw searching for it.]

[terminally_clever]

A shame indeed. You'd think they'd want to prepare things perfectly to get us in the mood.

[And now we play the waiting game.]

[aeterna_filia]

You would think. Or perhaps they aren't really interested at all.

[terminally_clever]

You'd better not be pulling our legs here!

[And POOF - two glasses of champagne, one for each of them.]

...Hm. Well, at least the service is good.

[aeterna_filia]

[Ah, how wonderful! Kaguya smirks victoriously as she takes one of the glasses and raises it to her lips. Unfortunately for the fairies, she wouldn't be getting drunk any time in this eternity.]

If only they'd required less prompting.

[terminally_clever]

I don't suppose it'll work a second time.

[aeterna_filia]

Unfortunately. There's no saying there isn't more somewhere around here, though.

[terminally_clever]

Hey. Fairies. What else are you prepared to do to properly set the mood here?

[Just sort of asking into thin air.]

[aeterna_filia]

I'll admit I'm interested in finding out as well, considering it seems not all that much effort has been put forward yet.

[terminally_clever]

They can't expect to just put us in a room together and have us doing all the work.