Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[aeterna_filia]

Why would I?

[That was her opinion.]

[terminally_clever]

I do have to wonder, though, what exactly is underpinning a philosophy like that. I assume you either have the personal means to assure your own comfort if someone possessed of a stronger motivation attempts to disrupt your lifestyle, or the exact opposite - which is to say, nothing to lose and satisfaction with nothing.

[aeterna_filia]

Very little lasts forever. I'm patient, I can wait.

[terminally_clever]

You can wait forever?

[Yeah, she put that one together.]

[aeterna_filia]

I can.

[terminally_clever]

I sense a story.

[aeterna_filia]

Indeed, and a long one at that. But perhaps it'd be better suited to a different time and place.

[terminally_clever]

Hm. If you insist. Perhaps we could make a habit of this - there's a hot spring in the Scorpio District that I've heard good things about.

[aeterna_filia]

I'd be amenable to that. A good hot spring is always welcome.

[terminally_clever]

Once a week, then?

[aeterna_filia]

That sounds splendid.

[Kaguya really doesn't have anything better to do.]

[terminally_clever]

[Fumi nods her assent, once again relaxing back into the bath and letting her eyes slip shut.]

There... you've gotten what you want, fairies. Feel free to imagine that this means we're dating now if that's what you were going for.

[Waving her hand dismissively.]

[aeterna_filia]

[Kaguya chuckles to herself, finishing off her glass of champagne before returning to simply relaxing. While she doesn't know what those fairies had planned, it didn't matter.]

Indeed.

[terminally_clever]

[The sounds of furious scribbling can be heard.

Fumi turns the bubbles on to drown it out.]