Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

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[bondsofsuffering]

[It initially takes him a while to rouse, and even then he's still pretty sluggish. Those sleeping pills are really strong...

Once the fairies' giggling ends, he throws a single glance at the person he's apparently been paired with, his mouth giving a small twitch once he recognizes who it is. Of all the people in Hinoto-Ri...]

...'M going back to sleep.

[And with that, he'll go ahead and flop back onto his pillow, pulling the covers up over his head. Nope, he's just... not even going to deal with this, apparently.]

[trainwrecking]

[Luckily, Otonashi seems to be turned to the side, blissfully unaware of Hizumi's company. The cackling and giggling is just the right pitch (read: annoying) to rouse him a little, though he's far from "awake.]

Hah... What do I know..?

[He pushes the covers aside just slightly, revealing the edge of a very, very pink pair of silk underwear to go with the tanktop he went to bed with. For now, he seems not to have noticed, and his voice is still slurred with sleep.]

I don't really remember havin' a sleepover with'uh bunch'a girls.

[bondsofsuffering]

[There's...

So much he could say to that. But in true Hizumi fashion, he'll just continue to avoid the actual problem, staying quite still and waiting for unconsciousness to grace him once again. If there's any implications to go along with having only his t-shirt along with a pair of boxers, he's doing his very best to ignore it.

Maybe if he's lucky, Otonashi will fall asleep again too. Nothing will happen, and it will just be an extended nap time.

...The odds can't be impossible, right?]

[trainwrecking]

"A bunch of girls? Hehe! I think this will be cute after all..." A pink-haired fairy squeaks, flittering from one side of the room to the other.

"We're not all girls! Jee~z! Toss those covers off!" Pipes in a larger, red-haired fairy.

[This earns the fairies and blank stare. Really, it's too early for this nonsense.]

I... don't know what you're saying...

"Guh! Do we have to interfere? Oh, no, you should tenderly pull the covers from the sleeping form of your fiesty, tsundere boyfriend..."

[EXCUSE--?]

W-what are you talking about?! I-I don't have anything like that...! I'm getting tired of waking up in strange places! I'm leaving!

"Leaving, he says. Hah! Maybe you should recruit the help of your... hehe... companion!"

[bondsofsuffering]

[Lord God in heaven or on earth what did he do to deserve this. With a short, annoyed sound, he finally pipes up.]

Otonashi, the more you freak out, the more you're going to encourage them. Just-- shut up, would you?

[There's absolutely no cheer in his voice, whether fake or genuine. Looks like Otonashi isn't the only one tired of this.]

[trainwrecking]

I haven't even had coffee yet, I think I'm allowed to--

[Oh for the love of-- Hizumi?]

... It's kinda hard to avoid you if you show up anyway...

"Oh good, maybe he'll stop hiding! Maybe the social butterfly is shy when it comes to romance?"

"Or maybe he likes to be in control of the situation. Mmm..."

[bondsofsuffering]

I had about as much choice as you, here.

[Still, he'll sit himself up a little, calling out to the fairies:]

Hey, ladies. Y'know, you're not going to get very far with a project like this if you don't make sure you know the preferences of the people involved first. This is a pretty awful match.

[It's worth a shot?]

okay I was heavy on the narration and light on theOtonashi here, hope that's okay!!

[trainwrecking]

"So says the... what was it? Succubus-thing? That reminds me, I need to pick up my vampire smut soon..."

"Haha, darling! How shall I say... 'Those hips don't lie?' You're telling me you couldn't fall in love with the right boys? Please!"

"They're being silly! Why don't you... you know... comfort each other?"

[It's about here that he begins pulling the blankets up, all too aware of the forced change of clothes.]

"Yeah, yeah... Maybe you want to gently take his hand? It can be a one-night stand, a forbidden affair since you two can never be!"

"Oh my gosh, I love that!"

we're cool~

[bondsofsuffering]

[GDIT Desco.]

Please. That would imply that I don't have any standards.

[Because even in the worst of situations, it's never so bad that we can't make a joke at Otonashi's expense.]

[trainwrecking]

[Without a word at first, he breathes a sigh through his nose and raises his arm up behind his head, waiting only a moment before swiftly bringing it down.

Hopefully it made a good, solid contact with that back of that smug green head. Otonashi isn't usually the type to hit, but sometimes...]

I'm not a disgusting human being, you know. I think you could have ended up far worse than me!

[bondsofsuffering]

[Well, that's one way to make him shut up. Hizumi gives a pained yelp, immediately curling up on his side with his hands gripping at his head. It's not particularly damaging by any means, but with his pain tolerance it feels rather like he just slammed his head into a door frame.

Please, Otonashi. He's much too delicate for such rough behavior!!]

[trainwrecking]

You'll be fine.

[Be as showy as you want, Hizumi. He's desensitized to drama at this point.]

"Ooooh! Hey, redhead, you should kiss it better!"

No. I'm not kissing it better, I don't regret doing it in the first place--

"How about a wrestle, then? C'mon Minty, fight for that control... hehe..." One of the fairies leans over to whisper in the other's ear. "Write that in anyway even if they won't cooperate..."

[bondsofsuffering]

That seriously hurt!

[Jerk!!! Hizumi just gives a quiet huff before flopping back onto his pillow, back to Otonashi.]

--No way. I'm not desperate for an abusive relationship.

[trainwrecking]

Maybe next time you'll at least think before you act like a jerk.

[Nope he's still not sorry. His back slumps as he looks from the fairies, to the barricaded windows.]

"An abusive relationship..." On what end? [It's mostly muttered to himself as he makes his way to the door to fuss with the latch. Of course it wouldn't be that easy, but being educated about your surroundings isn't a terrible plan...]

[bondsofsuffering]

[On Otonashi's, clearly!! Because Hizumi is surely not at fault here in the slightest.

Except where he is, but we aren't thinking on that too much here.

Still, he won't even dignify that with a response, remaining in a nice little sulk on his side of the bed, covers drawn up high. If Otonashi seriously thinks they're going to find the door unlocked so they can just waltz on out, he's free to it.]

"Oh my gosh, what is this, a lover's quarrel?"

[The fairy's voice starts off irate, but the sudden hush that follows it is... ominous. Almost like--]

"It totally is, isn't it? Instead of talking it out, they keep fighting, never getting their true feelings out-!"

"Quick, quick, write it down, write it down!!"

[More giggling. Did Hizumi just bury his head under his pillow?]

[trainwrecking]

Um... no, that was basically my "true feeling" on the matter.

[Somewhat. True, Hizumi can be a jerk, but he had wanted to be a friend to the other boy.

Friends lost aside, he focuses intently on the door and predictably begins trying to throw his body into it, hoping for a break. Because what else would he do, really. After a few attempts, he heads over to the dresser and begins digging around in it.]

Nngh... Wait, there's a-- [Key! But something isn't right about it...]

"Oh, oh oh oh! Those go to the fuzzy handcuffs! What do you think?"

[ ... ]

[bondsofsuffering]

"A-he~m! Let's see now... 'With a devious look, Otonashi began to search for just the right toy to make the night perfect...'"

[Still better than the horror tower, still better than the horror tower, still better than the horror tower... Is what Hizumi is trying to convince himself of, anyway.

With a low groan, he finally drags himself out of blanket town and turns over to look at Otonashi.]

Oi. Your Persona. What can it do?

[The intent should be clear enough; if you're going to bother with the door, at least try magic or something.]

[trainwrecking]

Don't say that so... so cheerfully! T-that's not it!

[And just to prove his point, he tosses those godforsaken pink handcuffs against the wall.]

"The poor boy's heart is just racing!~ He takes it out on the toys, too inexperienced... too flustered... ahh, virgin love~"

It heals. That's basically it. If I thought it would be useful, I might have considered using it for a change.

"Hizumi suggests a truly magical night. Maybe he wants to try a darker side of love, knowing he won't be judged just for tonight..."

"Oh gosh you know that's a weakness of mine!" The fairy is blushing intensely, burying her face in her hands as she giggles.

[bondsofsuffering]

...You're one of the types who never goes to the Velvet Room, aren't you?

[Hizumi actually pauses a minute to weigh his options, here. On one hand, Itzpalt had enough firepower to potentially kill Otonashi if he were accidentally caught up in the attack, and for all his annoyance Hizumi doesn't really want to kill the guy.

On the other, summoning Yaiba meant... well, summoning Yaiba.]

...

Get away from the door.

"It's so cold without you in bed with me ♥ Hizumi whimpered tearfully...!"

[trainwrecking]

I... don't bother with the Persona.

[He leaves it at that and backs away from the door, a look of concern quickly claiming his face. The backs of his heels near the wall, and...]

There's not a ton of room in here. What... are you going to do?

[bondsofsuffering]

Ice, fire, or lightning-- do you have a preference?

[You get three guesses what he's about to attempt here, Otonashi.

Also, the first two don't count.]

[trainwrecking]

"'I'm one for a little shock torture and ticklers myself...' Hizumi says, practically ~sparkling.~"

N-not fire... [It's subconscious, but he presses himself up against the wall. Please have mercy, Hizumi...]

"But Otonashi is a little too straight-edge for Hizumi's wild side ~ ♥"

[The concern is quickly replaced with a look of deeply-rooted "FMLFMLFML".]

[bondsofsuffering]

[He would have that fear, now wouldn't he? Oh well, it's not like Hizumi was really planning to get caught in flames by mistake either.]

You heard him, Itzpalt. We don't need fire to blast the way out.

[He utters the name quite lazily, but all the same a card appears before him, bearing the image of the Magician. Upon shattering, a tall man cloaked in red appears, his hair and beard the color of rust.]

Ah... You might want to cover your ears.

[Hizumi certainly does, and just in time. The large man makes a gesture, sending a blitz of lightning straight for the door-!

...Only for absolutely nothing to happen.]

[trainwrecking]

[Commence tearing hair out now. He smacks his palm against his forehead, mercilessly pulling at clumps of red hair.]

How is that even possible?!

"With logic defied, the two unlikely lovers can only turn to each other... ~"

Any windows? Loose stones? Anything?

"Completely blocked in by some force of magic hint HINT, ahem..."

[originalblade]

((OOC: placeholder account until I get the paid going again!))

Well, it was worth a try.

[Even he hadn't expected it to work. Not really.]

I think that's all I can contribute here. Sorry!

[And with that, Itzpalt will vanish once again.]

"I did my best...! B-but... You'll still like me even though I messed up, won't you, Otonashi?" Hizumi whimpers, turning his tearful gaze away. He looks so abashed, Otonashi feels compelled to go and comfort him...