Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

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[boxingemperor]

Akihiko has trouble staying asleep for very long. About this time of the night, he would find himself headed to the bathroom or the kitchen to get a glass of water or to watch a little late night TV before making a second attempt at rest.

It's no surprise that he awakens first, tired eyes glancing at his surroundings. His twin bed has been replaced with something bigger...cozier...and very pink. The walls are also very pink, the fixtures are heart-shaped...this is clearly a little girl's room! He doesn't think to look at his new wardrobe; it fits similarly to what he originally went to bed in. Pixies...ha, they kind of look like that one Persona Minako had. And his old ally, the Hitoshura, had befriended one as well. Cute. Their plan isn't too clear, but villains are like that. They like to be vague until the last minute.

Moments later, he finally looks to his side. There lies Shinji. They haven't shared a bed since they were little. Shinji looks calm and peaceful, which is nice to see. Shinji never looks as grizzled when he's asleep.

Things are not how they should be, but Akihiko doesn't panic. There's a way out somewhere. He'll get his best friend out of here before these Pixies reveal their true, evil intentions. That's how it worked in the tower. Things might look harmless, but the longer you'd dwell on them, the worst it'd get.

Time to be a hero. He slides out of bed, walks up to a large heart-shaped mirror, pulls it off the hooks on the wall, and...

CRASH!

If Shinjiro wasn't awake before, he likely is now.

[all_wound_up]

[Nano sleeps on her side by necessity, so she doesn't even have the luxury of blinking in confusion at an unfamiliar ceiling and wondering for a few seconds where she is when she wakes up in the fairies' special love suite. She is not nearly so lucky as that. When her eyes slowly flutter open, the first thing she sees is the sleeping form of Teddie right in front of her face. So of course, she does the first thing that would be expected of a young and easily flustered robot in a situation like this.]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Which is to say, she screams and falls out of the bed, taking half the covers with her. Teddie will wake up to one confused and embarrassed little moebot wrestling with the silk sheets, wearing a modest two-piece red set of pajamas with little pink hearts all over them.]

[badluckhealer]

[Agatha reacts about as well as you might expect to waking up in strange heart-print pajamas in an unknown, very pink location, with another person, thanks to mischievous fairies.

Mischievous, perverse fairies, it seemed, considering what the fairy had said and that she'd woken up right next to Midori.

She reacts about as well as you might expect.] W-what do you think you are doing?! Let us out of here!

[She's just going to be taking the nearest weapon at hand - a pillow - jump out of bed, and race over to swat at the crazy critter.]

[primordial]

...What.

[This...must be a nightmare. Sam gazes around blearily, blinking at the assault of pink and red that makes up the colors of the room. The two of you? Perfect together? He doesn't understand. God, he hopes he hasn't been taken to another world again...and what the heck is he even wearing? Pink pajamas?]

[He blinks again, letting out a groan, trying to make sense of his situation...when he notices the sleeping girl next to him. He practically leaps out of the bed, looking very much like a housewife that has uncovered a mouse in her kitchen.]

W-what is going on?!

[stridercentric]

[Oh ow. Ow. That sure is a shitload of bright pink surrounding Bro. His hand moves like lightning to snatch his shades off the nightstand and put them on before doing anything else. It manages to dim the colors a little, but there's still plenty of other causes for a headache. An annoying little fairy is talking and he's a little too distracted to process the words. Where the fuck is he? Who the hell is this dude in the bed next to him? After lifting the sheets off himself, he also wonders why the fuck he's wearing a pink tanktop. In contrast, he isn't the least bit surprised at the white boxers patterned with hearts. Those are his. He chose them for the irony factor, just like all his other underpants.]

...The hell?

[unbroken_chain]

When Kotoha wakes up, it's to a giant pink bed in a giant pink room and tiny (possibly pink? must investigate) fairies nattering at her. Once they've finished nattering, she gets out of the bed and walks over to the corner they are in (only one of them is pink) and then looks around the room before picking up a floor lamp (heart-shaped pink bulb, ridiculously tacky(she is probably going to steal it before this is over)), unplugging it, and carrying it over to the bed, holding it by the end near the bulb and poking the other occupant of the bed with the base.

Poke. Poke.

[deathboss]

Rise and shine lovely creature next to him, it's the sound of a guy screaming in utter, terrified terror because you're not Miyabi and his dream of celebrating Valentine's day with her has been completely shattered in a million pieces. Of course she wasn't in Hinoto-Ri right now, but that small, lingering hope had just been turned into a nightmare.

He jumps out of bed with only a pair of pink tight underwear that OH GODS DOES NOT FIT WITH THE REST OF HIS COLORS(!!) before he looks around for an exit. It's like watching an animal taking its first steps as he stumbles everywhere.

"SORRY CHICA, BUT MICHEL'S ALREADY TAKEN!!"

You're welcome.

[dekillerqueen]

[Shelly does not mind pink, in moderation. Moderation is something that is clearly lacking here, however.

As soon as everything else sinks in, though, the colours become a secondary aggravation. He's wearing pink briefs that are far, far more form-fitting than he would like, and nothing else aside from his monocle. If he cared to stare at his own crotch, perhaps he would notice the charming little line running down the middle of his underwear, and the red circle on one side. He doesn't. There is someone else with him. Before he even sees who it is, he feels his heart racing like it hasn't in years. He mentally berates himself for his shameful lack of self-control.

Slowly, he turns his head and sees his companion.]

... Detective Fulbright.

[He enunciates every syllable slowly as well.]

[istotesbatgirl]

[The first thing Misfit notices when she wakes up is the decoration. It's pink, very pink.

The second thing she notices is her attire. Looking around she spots her usual outfit on top of a pink chest of drawers. She makes a mad dash to the dresser and sorts through the pile of clothes until she finds the most important thing, her mask. Now that her identity is protected she looks around the room and notices she is not alone.]

Hey, are you okay?

[pretty_pink_ribbon]

[Oh. Oh, hell no. Whoever thinks this is funny is so very wrong. The room she can deal with, the valentine's decorations are fine, Atsuro being here is not a problem. This would be worse with a stranger. The pink, very skimpy lingerie however, is just not fair. And those pixies are just asking for it. Hiding behind the sheet, she pokes at Atsuro frantically.]

Atsuro! Wake up!

[ding_bots_are_done]

[Agatha is actually a fairly heavy sleeper, so it's not until she rolls over and tries to stretch out that she finally realizes she's not alone in the bed. Luckily the pixies took all her death rays. With an undignified squeak, she scoots to the other side of the bed as fast as she can. So fast that she rolls right off the side and finds herself on the floor.]

Wh- what is going on here?!?

[She is wearing a pink corset and Victorian-style bloomers.]

[eyewillprotect]

[She's on guard at first, trying to reach for her (nonexistent) naginata, but once she's slightly more awake the fairy's words begin to sink in.

...You can't be serious.]

I-is this a joke...?

[Please tell her it's a joke. Please.]

[bondsofsuffering]

[It initially takes him a while to rouse, and even then he's still pretty sluggish. Those sleeping pills are really strong...

Once the fairies' giggling ends, he throws a single glance at the person he's apparently been paired with, his mouth giving a small twitch once he recognizes who it is. Of all the people in Hinoto-Ri...]

...'M going back to sleep.

[And with that, he'll go ahead and flop back onto his pillow, pulling the covers up over his head. Nope, he's just... not even going to deal with this, apparently.]

[dontrunawayfromliving]

After the fairies finish explaining things, Sarah takes stock of her possessions. Her God Arc, obviously, isn't there, but her Sweeper Rouge outfit is. A quick check shows that her supply of stun grenades is missing, however. Frowning slightly, she takes stock of what she's currently wearing - a red negligee and heart-themed thong.

Glancing over at the bed, she shrugs slightly, takes off the lingerie, and heads to the bathroom for a shower.

[helenchanter]

For a couple of hours Miki was a pretty deep sleeper. Her schedule was to go to bed right after the 13th hour for the most part and wake up early to job with her brother, then nap a bit then go to school then repeat the cycle each day.

This bed, however, was making it hard for her to wake up. So cozy... wait what....giggles? Giggles. Cozy bed. Pink covers--she bolted upright, realized she wasn't even properly dressed anymore, and grabbed most of the sheet to cover herself.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

[rabbitintherain]

[Yoshino thus far had avoided most of the odd happenings that had occurred in Hinoto-Ri since her arrival. Whether it was luck or something else, she had no clue, but it wasn't something she really thought about. So it went without saying that she never expected something like this to happen.

When she started to wake up with a quiet little groan, the first thing she noticed was that everything was so...pink, like the cute little nightgown she was wearing. Why was it all pink? Her apartment didn't look like this.

...oh no, she'd been kidnapped again! That was the first thing that came to mind. The last time she'd woken up in a strange place like this was when she'd first arrived in the city. It was then she realized she wasn't alone. There was someone sleeping right next to her. Yoshino gasped and pretty much fell off the bed and onto the floor, scurrying backwards as fast as she could. She was confused, frightened, and horribly embarrassed. She didn't even notice the fairies that were watching them.]

[poorlittleblueburdie]

He'd been having a pretty decent dream, when the fairies took him, and their commentary was threatening to rouse him from it. This mostly meant that in response, he tried to ignore them and remain asleep. He curled up a little more, pushing his head down into the pillows more deeply, and pulling one of his wings up over his head further, spreading its fingers to cover more of the area over and around him. The layers of feathers on each side of his wing did provide a fair measure of insulation from sound, not just heat.

Even so, their giggling and chatter were getting through to him. Frowning in faint annoyance, he made a low sound, a soft, liquid, melodic sort of burble, cooing to himself to drown them out.

It seemed to be working; he was going to stay asleep at least another couple minutes, if there wasn't anything else to wake him up. So he'd be lying there at the head of the pink bed, a form hidden by layers of enormous black feathers, which were arranged in a vaguely wing-shaped way. Bird wings simply shouldn't ever bend halfway down their length, after all, or have so many rows of feathers to them, but these did. Perhaps they were fake?

Hard to explain what was clearly cooing, though.

[egotrigger]

[Allelujah doesn't sleep in, so it's not surprising that he'd wake early. The sudden appearance of a cloud of pink... everything... and the appearance of fairies however are pretty surprising. For a moment he has to wonder if this is something Ruana did, but... no. He's not there anymore.]

[It's about this time, as he rises, that he realizes he's not alone in the bed.]

... Ahh!

[terminally_clever]

[Fumi's very first reaction upon waking up to the sound of fairies giggling is to reach for her COMP, which she finds sadly missing.

Her second reaction is to crawl out of bed with a look of sheer annoyance on her face, made all the more sour when she sees what she's wearing.

Pink is certainly not her color, and skimpy silky underwear isn't even something she owns, let alone something she'd ever wear.

Rid of the fairies' giggling for the moment, her third reaction at last is to walk back over to the bed and attempt to shake her new roommate awake.]

[halberdaxe]

Noda remembered clearly that he fell asleep on his own bed the night before. When he woke up to the giggling, he quickly realized that he was in a different room. Groggily, he looked around the surroundings, scratching the back of his messy purple hair as he did. He slowed down and froze as he saw that someone else was laying in bed, and he felt hair on the back of his neck rise, as he blindly grabbed for his halberd.

"Who are you!!" He jumped up onto his feet on the bed, quickly pointing the blade at the opponent before looking over at the fairies. "Where is this!"

Way to be so noisy, Noda.

[justanoutsider]

[He remembers waking up to the sounds of giggling. But he's drowsy enough that he is almost unaware he's sleeping in a different bed entirely—far different from the stiffer mattress he's used to in his apartment. But what wakes him up faster is feeling suddenly cold, the onslaught of air against suddenly bare skin.

He gradually wakes up to that. Eyes taking in a gaudy pink room (though Zael, at least, finds nothing aesthetically displeasing against it, though if he was more shrewd, he certainly would. He does notice he's without a shirt, and his senses are still honed enough to then wake up immediately, though there's no current danger around him to speak of—though there's…. giggling coming from somewhere nearby, though his eyes can't find their source.

His eyes do find Yurick, however, sleeping beside him, and seems to be in the same state as he is. It hardly bothers Zael—though he's certain Yurick will take far more offense to their entire situation than he himself would—and stretches out a hand to carefully wake him. He doesn't want him to panic, as currently there's no reason to be. The city seems to be up to its own tricks again..]

Hey, Yurick.