Fairy Fanfic Festival

[stringmods]

Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[boxingemperor]

Akihiko has trouble staying asleep for very long. About this time of the night, he would find himself headed to the bathroom or the kitchen to get a glass of water or to watch a little late night TV before making a second attempt at rest.

It's no surprise that he awakens first, tired eyes glancing at his surroundings. His twin bed has been replaced with something bigger...cozier...and very pink. The walls are also very pink, the fixtures are heart-shaped...this is clearly a little girl's room! He doesn't think to look at his new wardrobe; it fits similarly to what he originally went to bed in. Pixies...ha, they kind of look like that one Persona Minako had. And his old ally, the Hitoshura, had befriended one as well. Cute. Their plan isn't too clear, but villains are like that. They like to be vague until the last minute.

Moments later, he finally looks to his side. There lies Shinji. They haven't shared a bed since they were little. Shinji looks calm and peaceful, which is nice to see. Shinji never looks as grizzled when he's asleep.

Things are not how they should be, but Akihiko doesn't panic. There's a way out somewhere. He'll get his best friend out of here before these Pixies reveal their true, evil intentions. That's how it worked in the tower. Things might look harmless, but the longer you'd dwell on them, the worst it'd get.

Time to be a hero. He slides out of bed, walks up to a large heart-shaped mirror, pulls it off the hooks on the wall, and...

CRASH!

If Shinjiro wasn't awake before, he likely is now.

[themortalhalf]

He's right: they haven't shared a bed together in a long time. Those days are long behind the both of them now. But some things still don't change all that much, and Shinjiro is still as heavy of a sleeper as he's always been—more than Akihiko would ever be. It often takes more than the sharp notes of an alarm clock to wake him up, so he's hardly disturbed when Akihiko wakes, and starts to explore the room. Shinjiro might have been very well content to sleep longer, and avoid waking up in this current pink-roomed monstrosity that they've somehow landed themselves in.

But the sound of breaking glass dashes those plans pretty quick, and the noise is foreign enough, sharp enough, to startle Shinjiro awake, and he bolts upright, brain still foggy, but working quickly to piece together the situation, so he doesn't look startled for long. His eyes immediately fly int he direction the sound had came from, suddenly aware of the strange, unfamiliar surroundings and all the broken glass and Aki standing in the center of it.

What?

"The hell, Aki?"

[all_wound_up]

[Nano sleeps on her side by necessity, so she doesn't even have the luxury of blinking in confusion at an unfamiliar ceiling and wondering for a few seconds where she is when she wakes up in the fairies' special love suite. She is not nearly so lucky as that. When her eyes slowly flutter open, the first thing she sees is the sleeping form of Teddie right in front of her face. So of course, she does the first thing that would be expected of a young and easily flustered robot in a situation like this.]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Which is to say, she screams and falls out of the bed, taking half the covers with her. Teddie will wake up to one confused and embarrassed little moebot wrestling with the silk sheets, wearing a modest two-piece red set of pajamas with little pink hearts all over them.]

[teddious]

[Teddie had been sleeping happily, completely unaware of the changes that had suddenly occurred. That was, until he heard a scream that wasn't too far away and he had a feeling that could be described as if his heart was going to stop. His eyes opened wide in surprise.]

Wha-what's going on?!

[He rubbed one of his eyes tiredly. Wait, wasn't that girl on the ground Nano-chan? That was confusing.]

Nano-chan, when did you come to visit me?

[He held out a hand for her to grab, because letting a cute girl sit there on he ground wasn't his style.]

[badluckhealer]

[Agatha reacts about as well as you might expect to waking up in strange heart-print pajamas in an unknown, very pink location, with another person, thanks to mischievous fairies.

Mischievous, perverse fairies, it seemed, considering what the fairy had said and that she'd woken up right next to Midori.

She reacts about as well as you might expect.] W-what do you think you are doing?! Let us out of here!

[She's just going to be taking the nearest weapon at hand - a pillow - jump out of bed, and race over to swat at the crazy critter.]

[prettytamer]

[As the pillow goes right through the pixie's projection, leading to giggles from the fairy, Midori yawns and stretches her arms.] Mmm..? Oh, hi Agatha...

[Not the fastest to wake up in the morning, Midori.]

[primordial]

...What.

[This...must be a nightmare. Sam gazes around blearily, blinking at the assault of pink and red that makes up the colors of the room. The two of you? Perfect together? He doesn't understand. God, he hopes he hasn't been taken to another world again...and what the heck is he even wearing? Pink pajamas?]

[He blinks again, letting out a groan, trying to make sense of his situation...when he notices the sleeping girl next to him. He practically leaps out of the bed, looking very much like a housewife that has uncovered a mouse in her kitchen.]

W-what is going on?!

[phantom_envoy]

Um.

......This really isn't my kind of color scheme.

[Clearly the important thing here is that Phantom Girl has never had a single object in her wardrobe that isn't black and white. She gazes down at her frilly nightgown with mild irritation.]

Don't worry. Whatever's going on, I'll have us out of here before you can s -- Ow.

[For some reason, the girl hovered up into the air and slammed straight into a wall.]

[stridercentric]

[Oh ow. Ow. That sure is a shitload of bright pink surrounding Bro. His hand moves like lightning to snatch his shades off the nightstand and put them on before doing anything else. It manages to dim the colors a little, but there's still plenty of other causes for a headache. An annoying little fairy is talking and he's a little too distracted to process the words. Where the fuck is he? Who the hell is this dude in the bed next to him? After lifting the sheets off himself, he also wonders why the fuck he's wearing a pink tanktop. In contrast, he isn't the least bit surprised at the white boxers patterned with hearts. Those are his. He chose them for the irony factor, just like all his other underpants.]

...The hell?

[empiricalpride]

[Despite his composed exterior, Even is not a graceful figure asleep. His hair's thrown around wildly, he's muttering slightly, incoherently - until the fairies start to whisper and chatter. Slowly, it breaks through to him and he stirs into consciousness. ...A very pink consciousness.

His motions are still heavy for a moment, though, as he works his way through a mental checklist of what's going on. Sluggishly, he sits up a little, manouevring - and for the first time, he notices that he's not alone. And that shock breaks him out of his half-slumbering state - he sits bolt upright, hair flying. (While his pyjamas are technically sensible, they're also silky and pink, and open at the front to expose a prominent and rather messy scar running down his chest.)

He shoves his way across the bed and away from his unknown companion, glaring at the world.]

What is this?

[unbroken_chain]

When Kotoha wakes up, it's to a giant pink bed in a giant pink room and tiny (possibly pink? must investigate) fairies nattering at her. Once they've finished nattering, she gets out of the bed and walks over to the corner they are in (only one of them is pink) and then looks around the room before picking up a floor lamp (heart-shaped pink bulb, ridiculously tacky(she is probably going to steal it before this is over)), unplugging it, and carrying it over to the bed, holding it by the end near the bulb and poking the other occupant of the bed with the base.

Poke. Poke.

[bear_necessities]

[The poking startles him awake, and in an instant he is up, and grabbing the offending lamp. He gives her a wary look, not growling yet, he doesn't know if she's a threat yet.

It doesn't really bother him that he's woken up in a strange place he doesn't remember. That happens to him all the time. But he's usually alone....]

[deathboss]

Rise and shine lovely creature next to him, it's the sound of a guy screaming in utter, terrified terror because you're not Miyabi and his dream of celebrating Valentine's day with her has been completely shattered in a million pieces. Of course she wasn't in Hinoto-Ri right now, but that small, lingering hope had just been turned into a nightmare.

He jumps out of bed with only a pair of pink tight underwear that OH GODS DOES NOT FIT WITH THE REST OF HIS COLORS(!!) before he looks around for an exit. It's like watching an animal taking its first steps as he stumbles everywhere.

"SORRY CHICA, BUT MICHEL'S ALREADY TAKEN!!"

You're welcome.

[frankensteins_moe]

[Startling a Berserker class Servant awake isn't the best idea, Eikichi. In the blink of an eye, the young girl is awake and alert, quickly rolling out of bed and grabbing the large mace propped up on the nightstand in one smooth motion. Growling like a cornered beast, she holds it defensively between herself and Eikichi. One false move and she could be on him, and likely not in the sense the fairies are expecting.

And speaking of the fairies, they're giggling up a storm as they make lewd remarks about how this one is going to be rough.]

[dekillerqueen]

[Shelly does not mind pink, in moderation. Moderation is something that is clearly lacking here, however.

As soon as everything else sinks in, though, the colours become a secondary aggravation. He's wearing pink briefs that are far, far more form-fitting than he would like, and nothing else aside from his monocle. If he cared to stare at his own crotch, perhaps he would notice the charming little line running down the middle of his underwear, and the red circle on one side. He doesn't. There is someone else with him. Before he even sees who it is, he feels his heart racing like it hasn't in years. He mentally berates himself for his shameful lack of self-control.

Slowly, he turns his head and sees his companion.]

... Detective Fulbright.

[He enunciates every syllable slowly as well.]

Pre-emptive Dual Destinies spoilers warning!

[spiritofjustice]

[Bobby is usually an incredibly light sleeper. Usually. This morning, however, he doesn't awaken until the fairies begin to giggle and he knows immediately that there's something wrong. His first instinct is to play dead in the proverbial manner and pretend to be asleep until he's gained his bearings. He slowly rolls onto his side to subtly reach for the knife that he always keeps under his pillow, only realize it's not there. The next realization is that this isn't even his own bed.

A high-pitched voice speaks of 'having fun', of 'no connection to the outside world', of 'the two of them'... And then he hears a familiar voice addressing him. No choice but to 'wake up', then.

He moves himself into a sitting position, rubbing at his eyes with one hand. Lacking the additional touch of gel, his hair is far more lanky and tangled. He's not wearing a shirt, but as the bright pink blankets are pulled up to his waist, it's impossible to tell just what he is wearing. Speaking of bright pink, he needs a second to really process the room they're in. And the fairies peering at him from the corner. And the fact that 'John Doe' is also lacking a shirt and sitting right beside him.]

Uhm... This is new.

[istotesbatgirl]

[The first thing Misfit notices when she wakes up is the decoration. It's pink, very pink.

The second thing she notices is her attire. Looking around she spots her usual outfit on top of a pink chest of drawers. She makes a mad dash to the dresser and sorts through the pile of clothes until she finds the most important thing, her mask. Now that her identity is protected she looks around the room and notices she is not alone.]

Hey, are you okay?

[demifemme]

Shura stirs awake as she hears the voice. She props herself up on her elbow and rubs her eyes as she looks around. Okay. This was not Devil May Cry. Everything is horribly pink. Even the corset-panties-garters-stockings set she is wearing is pink, a horrible shade of pale pink she would never wear willingly and that clashes horribly with her markings' glowing parts. She looks over at the person who spoke to her and frowns.

"You're not Sarah. What the hell?" She had to find her wheelchair and oh god it was a pink wheelchair too.

[pretty_pink_ribbon]

[Oh. Oh, hell no. Whoever thinks this is funny is so very wrong. The room she can deal with, the valentine's decorations are fine, Atsuro being here is not a problem. This would be worse with a stranger. The pink, very skimpy lingerie however, is just not fair. And those pixies are just asking for it. Hiding behind the sheet, she pokes at Atsuro frantically.]

Atsuro! Wake up!

[otakuro]

Hngh...

[Atsuro slowly blinks his eyes open. ...It's a lot colder than he remembers it being.]

5 more min -- ...

[wait he knows that voice]

Yuzu!? What are you doing in my r -- ............

................What.

[ding_bots_are_done]

[Agatha is actually a fairly heavy sleeper, so it's not until she rolls over and tries to stretch out that she finally realizes she's not alone in the bed. Luckily the pixies took all her death rays. With an undignified squeak, she scoots to the other side of the bed as fast as she can. So fast that she rolls right off the side and finds herself on the floor.]

Wh- what is going on here?!?

[She is wearing a pink corset and Victorian-style bloomers.]

[swordsaintseta]

[For all that this is, by all rights, quite the unusual circumstance, Soujirou had still been trying to figure out if he'd been dreaming or not as he lay there on his side of the bed. An involuntary punch to the face certainly banishes that notion.]

-ow!

[-not...that it really hurts, he realizes. Being in a Level 90 Adventurer's body must account for something by way of defense, but it's still a surprise, not to mention his reaction is out of reflex.

He sits up, blinking as the pink blur beside him goes sprawling off the bed. It takes him a moment to realize he's not wearing much else but boxers, pink boxers sprinkled with red hearts of varying sizes. Definitely not anything he's ever owned, and the girls in his guild would have never given him anything so gaudy.

...oh. That's right. He's not alone in here, is he? Blushing slightly, he tugs at the sheets a bit as he glances over at Agatha.]

I have no idea, miss...! I'm quite sure I was asleep in my room, last I remember!

[eyewillprotect]

[She's on guard at first, trying to reach for her (nonexistent) naginata, but once she's slightly more awake the fairy's words begin to sink in.

...You can't be serious.]

I-is this a joke...?

[Please tell her it's a joke. Please.]

[hello_mgann]

I don't think they're joking. I think we're stuck here.

[bondsofsuffering]

[It initially takes him a while to rouse, and even then he's still pretty sluggish. Those sleeping pills are really strong...

Once the fairies' giggling ends, he throws a single glance at the person he's apparently been paired with, his mouth giving a small twitch once he recognizes who it is. Of all the people in Hinoto-Ri...]

...'M going back to sleep.

[And with that, he'll go ahead and flop back onto his pillow, pulling the covers up over his head. Nope, he's just... not even going to deal with this, apparently.]

[trainwrecking]

[Luckily, Otonashi seems to be turned to the side, blissfully unaware of Hizumi's company. The cackling and giggling is just the right pitch (read: annoying) to rouse him a little, though he's far from "awake.]

Hah... What do I know..?

[He pushes the covers aside just slightly, revealing the edge of a very, very pink pair of silk underwear to go with the tanktop he went to bed with. For now, he seems not to have noticed, and his voice is still slurred with sleep.]

I don't really remember havin' a sleepover with'uh bunch'a girls.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

After the fairies finish explaining things, Sarah takes stock of her possessions. Her God Arc, obviously, isn't there, but her Sweeper Rouge outfit is. A quick check shows that her supply of stun grenades is missing, however. Frowning slightly, she takes stock of what she's currently wearing - a red negligee and heart-themed thong.

Glancing over at the bed, she shrugs slightly, takes off the lingerie, and heads to the bathroom for a shower.

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

Faris sleeps through the whole talk. In fact, she doesn't wake up until Sarah turns on the shower.

And she immediately notices something is wrong.

This is not her apartment. This is not her bed. And these are definitely not-

...oh no. No, it's worse. These are her clothes. They're just her clothes that she never wanted to be seen in again. And the only solution is to rummage through every dresser in the room to try to find something less fancy.

[helenchanter]

For a couple of hours Miki was a pretty deep sleeper. Her schedule was to go to bed right after the 13th hour for the most part and wake up early to job with her brother, then nap a bit then go to school then repeat the cycle each day.

This bed, however, was making it hard for her to wake up. So cozy... wait what....giggles? Giggles. Cozy bed. Pink covers--she bolted upright, realized she wasn't even properly dressed anymore, and grabbed most of the sheet to cover herself.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

[melodyoflogic]

That scream is more than enough to wake Ayumu up as well, and he shoots up, tangled in the sheets glancing around in surprise. The pink... well, everything, is an eyesore in the extreme, and he grimaces at it even as the giggles make him glance around.

That's when he realizes he's not alone. wha--

Who was-- What was she wearing?!

"That's what I'd like to know!" He's scooting away, dressed, thank goodness, in his own PJs. But he's eyeing Miki with a flustered scowl.

[rabbitintherain]

[Yoshino thus far had avoided most of the odd happenings that had occurred in Hinoto-Ri since her arrival. Whether it was luck or something else, she had no clue, but it wasn't something she really thought about. So it went without saying that she never expected something like this to happen.

When she started to wake up with a quiet little groan, the first thing she noticed was that everything was so...pink, like the cute little nightgown she was wearing. Why was it all pink? Her apartment didn't look like this.

...oh no, she'd been kidnapped again! That was the first thing that came to mind. The last time she'd woken up in a strange place like this was when she'd first arrived in the city. It was then she realized she wasn't alone. There was someone sleeping right next to her. Yoshino gasped and pretty much fell off the bed and onto the floor, scurrying backwards as fast as she could. She was confused, frightened, and horribly embarrassed. She didn't even notice the fairies that were watching them.]

[shadowsher]

[For Mikale, this is Welcome to Hinoto-Ri. Being tormented by strange and supernatural happenings has long since left his realm of expectations. Magic and miracles have been erased from his world and history, along with the girl who represented them.

It's also been a long time since he slept next to anyone. The last person to share his bed was Satou and he wouldn't particularly mind a chance to be with her again. In fact, when he noticed someone was next to him in bed he just assumed it was a dream with his girlfriend and reached out to grab Yoshino and pull her closer.

Yoshino seems to have sparred herself this. Mikale sits up and rubs his eyes, wondering why his Dreamtou isn't cooperating with the cuddles. And then he, too, scurries backwards away from Yoshino. ]

A, Ack-! Uh- geh, Who what huh?

[poorlittleblueburdie]

He'd been having a pretty decent dream, when the fairies took him, and their commentary was threatening to rouse him from it. This mostly meant that in response, he tried to ignore them and remain asleep. He curled up a little more, pushing his head down into the pillows more deeply, and pulling one of his wings up over his head further, spreading its fingers to cover more of the area over and around him. The layers of feathers on each side of his wing did provide a fair measure of insulation from sound, not just heat.

Even so, their giggling and chatter were getting through to him. Frowning in faint annoyance, he made a low sound, a soft, liquid, melodic sort of burble, cooing to himself to drown them out.

It seemed to be working; he was going to stay asleep at least another couple minutes, if there wasn't anything else to wake him up. So he'd be lying there at the head of the pink bed, a form hidden by layers of enormous black feathers, which were arranged in a vaguely wing-shaped way. Bird wings simply shouldn't ever bend halfway down their length, after all, or have so many rows of feathers to them, but these did. Perhaps they were fake?

Hard to explain what was clearly cooing, though.

[hawkattack]

Blackquill had always been a light sleeper, so when he heard something that wasn't the relative silence of his apartment he jolted up in the bed. His skin was cold and he looked down at himself, growling loudly.

"What sort of foolish, idiotic, jabbering cad is responsible for this?!"

[egotrigger]

[Allelujah doesn't sleep in, so it's not surprising that he'd wake early. The sudden appearance of a cloud of pink... everything... and the appearance of fairies however are pretty surprising. For a moment he has to wonder if this is something Ruana did, but... no. He's not there anymore.]

[It's about this time, as he rises, that he realizes he's not alone in the bed.]

... Ahh!

[cirquedeignis]

[Zio was never good at waking up early. Even worse when it was waking up to someone screaming beside him--

Wait. He never had anyone over in his apartment room ever since he arrived to this strange city.

He groggily opened his eyes, his mind still in the process of waking up, as he saw someone else in the bed. That's when he snapped awake, jumping up and in process, falling off from the bed.]

Gah!! [The surprise caused a few small flames to leave his mouth.]

[terminally_clever]

[Fumi's very first reaction upon waking up to the sound of fairies giggling is to reach for her COMP, which she finds sadly missing.

Her second reaction is to crawl out of bed with a look of sheer annoyance on her face, made all the more sour when she sees what she's wearing.

Pink is certainly not her color, and skimpy silky underwear isn't even something she owns, let alone something she'd ever wear.

Rid of the fairies' giggling for the moment, her third reaction at last is to walk back over to the bed and attempt to shake her new roommate awake.]

[aeterna_filia]

[Kaguya is generally a sound sleeper. It wasn't like she had to worry about anything killing her in her sleep or anything, or so she thought at least.

The first clue she had that anything was off was when she was being shaken. Wait...why was someone in her room? With a groan, Kaguya began to awaken, eyes fluttering open to take in the view of the overly pink room, and her new apparent roommate.

Well, this was interesting. She didn't remember falling asleep with this woman or anything. She sits up with a yawn. Her own attire was different than usual, consisting of a pink silk kimono that was pretty revealing. It didn't really bother her, though.]

What's going on?

[halberdaxe]

Noda remembered clearly that he fell asleep on his own bed the night before. When he woke up to the giggling, he quickly realized that he was in a different room. Groggily, he looked around the surroundings, scratching the back of his messy purple hair as he did. He slowed down and froze as he saw that someone else was laying in bed, and he felt hair on the back of his neck rise, as he blindly grabbed for his halberd.

"Who are you!!" He jumped up onto his feet on the bed, quickly pointing the blade at the opponent before looking over at the fairies. "Where is this!"

Way to be so noisy, Noda.

[get_bent]

By this time, Kanji had fallen out of bed. When he got up, it was a series of panic and lashing out.

"I'D LIKE TO ASK THE SAME THING, ASSHOLE!"

He had grabbed the nearby bed table, making the heart-shaped lamp crash to the floor and held it up to him as fast as the halberd came close to his neck.

"I AIN'T GOT NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING, BUT IF I DON'T GET ANSWERS, HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!"

[justanoutsider]

[He remembers waking up to the sounds of giggling. But he's drowsy enough that he is almost unaware he's sleeping in a different bed entirely—far different from the stiffer mattress he's used to in his apartment. But what wakes him up faster is feeling suddenly cold, the onslaught of air against suddenly bare skin.

He gradually wakes up to that. Eyes taking in a gaudy pink room (though Zael, at least, finds nothing aesthetically displeasing against it, though if he was more shrewd, he certainly would. He does notice he's without a shirt, and his senses are still honed enough to then wake up immediately, though there's no current danger around him to speak of—though there's…. giggling coming from somewhere nearby, though his eyes can't find their source.

His eyes do find Yurick, however, sleeping beside him, and seems to be in the same state as he is. It hardly bothers Zael—though he's certain Yurick will take far more offense to their entire situation than he himself would—and stretches out a hand to carefully wake him. He doesn't want him to panic, as currently there's no reason to be. The city seems to be up to its own tricks again..]

Hey, Yurick.

[mementodagger]

[For once, Yurick appears to be sleeping peacefully, sprawled out on his back with one hand lightly curled beside his head on the pillow almost close enough to have been touching Zael's hair. That is, until Zael nudges him awake. After years of mercenary life on the road, he wakes immediately and almost fully alert, sitting bolt upright with his eye rapidly focusing on his comrade.]

What?! What is it?! I--

[And then he takes in their garish surroundings, followed by their mutually half-undressed states, and surprise gives way to shocked outrage.]

Wh-- what the bloody hell...?!