Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[trainwrecking]

Um... no, that was basically my "true feeling" on the matter.

[Somewhat. True, Hizumi can be a jerk, but he had wanted to be a friend to the other boy.

Friends lost aside, he focuses intently on the door and predictably begins trying to throw his body into it, hoping for a break. Because what else would he do, really. After a few attempts, he heads over to the dresser and begins digging around in it.]

Nngh... Wait, there's a-- [Key! But something isn't right about it...]

"Oh, oh oh oh! Those go to the fuzzy handcuffs! What do you think?"

[ ... ]

[bondsofsuffering]

"A-he~m! Let's see now... 'With a devious look, Otonashi began to search for just the right toy to make the night perfect...'"

[Still better than the horror tower, still better than the horror tower, still better than the horror tower... Is what Hizumi is trying to convince himself of, anyway.

With a low groan, he finally drags himself out of blanket town and turns over to look at Otonashi.]

Oi. Your Persona. What can it do?

[The intent should be clear enough; if you're going to bother with the door, at least try magic or something.]

[trainwrecking]

Don't say that so... so cheerfully! T-that's not it!

[And just to prove his point, he tosses those godforsaken pink handcuffs against the wall.]

"The poor boy's heart is just racing!~ He takes it out on the toys, too inexperienced... too flustered... ahh, virgin love~"

It heals. That's basically it. If I thought it would be useful, I might have considered using it for a change.

"Hizumi suggests a truly magical night. Maybe he wants to try a darker side of love, knowing he won't be judged just for tonight..."

"Oh gosh you know that's a weakness of mine!" The fairy is blushing intensely, burying her face in her hands as she giggles.

[bondsofsuffering]

...You're one of the types who never goes to the Velvet Room, aren't you?

[Hizumi actually pauses a minute to weigh his options, here. On one hand, Itzpalt had enough firepower to potentially kill Otonashi if he were accidentally caught up in the attack, and for all his annoyance Hizumi doesn't really want to kill the guy.

On the other, summoning Yaiba meant... well, summoning Yaiba.]

...

Get away from the door.

"It's so cold without you in bed with me ♥ Hizumi whimpered tearfully...!"

[trainwrecking]

I... don't bother with the Persona.

[He leaves it at that and backs away from the door, a look of concern quickly claiming his face. The backs of his heels near the wall, and...]

There's not a ton of room in here. What... are you going to do?

[bondsofsuffering]

Ice, fire, or lightning-- do you have a preference?

[You get three guesses what he's about to attempt here, Otonashi.

Also, the first two don't count.]

[trainwrecking]

"'I'm one for a little shock torture and ticklers myself...' Hizumi says, practically ~sparkling.~"

N-not fire... [It's subconscious, but he presses himself up against the wall. Please have mercy, Hizumi...]

"But Otonashi is a little too straight-edge for Hizumi's wild side ~ ♥"

[The concern is quickly replaced with a look of deeply-rooted "FMLFMLFML".]

[bondsofsuffering]

[He would have that fear, now wouldn't he? Oh well, it's not like Hizumi was really planning to get caught in flames by mistake either.]

You heard him, Itzpalt. We don't need fire to blast the way out.

[He utters the name quite lazily, but all the same a card appears before him, bearing the image of the Magician. Upon shattering, a tall man cloaked in red appears, his hair and beard the color of rust.]

Ah... You might want to cover your ears.

[Hizumi certainly does, and just in time. The large man makes a gesture, sending a blitz of lightning straight for the door-!

...Only for absolutely nothing to happen.]

[trainwrecking]

[Commence tearing hair out now. He smacks his palm against his forehead, mercilessly pulling at clumps of red hair.]

How is that even possible?!

"With logic defied, the two unlikely lovers can only turn to each other... ~"

Any windows? Loose stones? Anything?

"Completely blocked in by some force of magic hint HINT, ahem..."

[originalblade]

((OOC: placeholder account until I get the paid going again!))

Well, it was worth a try.

[Even he hadn't expected it to work. Not really.]

I think that's all I can contribute here. Sorry!

[And with that, Itzpalt will vanish once again.]

"I did my best...! B-but... You'll still like me even though I messed up, won't you, Otonashi?" Hizumi whimpers, turning his tearful gaze away. He looks so abashed, Otonashi feels compelled to go and comfort him...

[trainwrecking]

You didn't mess-- augh, no, stop that. Not you! [Quit the narration already...]

What are you going to do, seriously sleep in all this?

"You can't get into bed without me... I haven't gotten to tell you--!~"

[originalblade]

...

It's a valid option, isn't it?

[Continuing to ignore problems is always a valid option in situations like this!]

[trainwrecking]

But we just got up, I don't know if I could--

"Now we're in business! Maybe you should take care of that!"

Th-that's NOT what I meant!

"Hee, now... 'Oh please, please, Hizumi, I can't bear it any longer!'"

[originalblade]

[Hizumi will give a casual shrug.]

It's up to you! I don't mind taking all the blankets for myself.

[They'll be useful for blocking out the words. But even as he flops back into the bed--]

"If you can't bear it, come join me~♫"

...Y'know, your writing is really bipolar here. [He calls out innocently to the fairies.]

[trainwrecking]

Bipolar? I thought it was just bad. It doesn't matter, just... give me some of--

"Oh no, we'll make edits as necessary to fill in bumps in the plot! I already have the cover art all cleaned up~"

[Cover art, huh...]

[originalblade]

"Give me some of your sweet, sweet love ♥"

[Hizumi looks thoroughly unimpressed, both at the fairies' words and that mention of cover art. But for now at least, he can address at least one part...]

Otonashi. Words.

[You're just going to encourage them to continue to say stupid and corny things and he's not sure he wants to put up with that on top of it all.]