Fairy Fanfic Festival

[stringmods]

Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[cirquedeignis]

[Zio's trying to keep calm, but the fairies weren't helping with that part. He tries to take a breath, but he only breaths out more fire. In the end, he just closes his mouth shut and decides not to talk as he gives a frown at Allelujah.

The fairies, on the other hand, keep taunting at the two, making smooching sounds now.]

'The loving first kiss tastes so sweet and deep~'

[egotrigger]

[Calm. He has to stay calm, or Hallelujah is going to shove him out of control. Maybe they should talk about something, rather than listen to this... commentary.]

My name's Allelujah. What's yours?

[cirquedeignis]

[Staying calm was for the both of them, it seems. Zio stays quiet for a good minute before he quietly speaks up to reply.]

...Zioryle.

[Okay, whew, no flames. He gives a small sigh of relief.]

Sorry about... those flame things.

[egotrigger]

It's fine. I've... seen weirder.

[Oh, Animus. How he does not miss you.]

[cirquedeignis]

[The other's response made Zio a little embarrassed for losing his cool. He went quiet for a bit, finally getting back to his feet. He considered himself to be rather lucky to be stuck in this strange situation with an understanding guy, but being stuck in a foreign room for who knows how long was going to wear his nerves.]

...Maybe we should find a way out...

[egotrigger]

Yeah.

[He headed to the door, and tried the knob. No luck. He pulled it, pushed it, but it didn't budge an inch. Frowning, he took a step back, assessed the door, and delivered a strong kick right under the knob.]

[It didn't move or even give.]

'Aww, come on! Unleash your passions on each other! You're not giving us very good material to work with.'

[cirquedeignis]

[As Allelujah checked the door, Zio went to check if any of the windows could be opened, only to see that was also a dead end. So they were stuck in the room for who knows how long, and the fairies were starting to grind on Zioryle's nerves. He gave a frown towards them in response.]

Are you the ones that trapped us here?

'Yup! We thought you two would look good together, so that's what we did! Now come on~ You guys aren't setting up the mood!'

[Zio couldn't help but let a tired sigh out. It hasn't even been that long and these fairies were going to tire him out.]

[egotrigger]

Can you please... leave?

'... Only for a few minutes, and only because you asked so nicely!'

[They giggle and poof, and Allelujah visibly relaxes.]

At least they agreed...

[cirquedeignis]

[Zio gives a relieved sigh as the fairies disappeared. At least it'd be quiet for a little while. He gives a pause before giving a small appreciative smile towards Allelujah.]

That's true... I may have dealt with this situation poorly if it weren't for you. Thanks.

[egotrigger]

I've got some experience calming people down and trying to deal with people diplomatically.

[He ignores Hallelujah cackling in his ear. He doesn't really have time for that right now.]