Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[dontrunawayfromliving]

Sarah just stares at them for a moment.

"...riiiight."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"Yeah, I have no idea where you would have got that from us, especially since I helped save a world once already."

She can't not give some credit to the other Light Warriors.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

Sarah's attention is captured by the second half of Faris' sentence.

"...'saved the world'? You did that too, huh..."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"It's a long story, but I think we got the time for it."

Since, well... you know, stuck here.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"Heh. I'm all ears, then."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"Well, there were these four crystals. Really they looked about the same, but they were elemental. These three people - Bartz, Lenna, and Galuf, waltz into my hideout lookin' for a ship so they can get to the Wind Shrine, where one o' the crystals was.

Ended up goin' with 'em, since Lenna had a pendant just like this one."

She pulls into her clothes and takes out the thankfully-still-there accessory in question. It's ornate, bearing windy designs, but it also has a dragon motif.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

Sarah peers curiously at the pendant.

"...huh. That's a dragon, right?"

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"Wind-drake, technically, but close enough. Anyway, when we got there the Wind Crystal was already broken, and the four of us got called Light Warriors, for the protection of the other three crystals.

We were new to the job, so we didn't exactly succeed at that."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

Sarah nods.

"I know how that is. My third day on the job...wasn't good. I'll tell you later."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"Anyway, the crystals were also sealing this evil warlock tree thing, Exdeath. His castle was on another planet, so we went there not knowing if we could ever get back."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

...Sarah has absolutely no idea what to say to that, so she'll just let Faris continue her story.

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"So the other planet - oh and Galuf was from the other planet - used to be the same planet as the one I'm from, so after we put the trounce on Exdeath there, or so we'd thought, they ended up fusing back together.

That brought the Void back, sort of."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

At this point, Sarah basically has to interject just to keep her sense of reason from crumbling away.

"...isn't this story escalating a bit too much?"

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"No. It all actually happened."

Just be glad she glossed over the fact they got to the other planet in the first place using meteors to teleport.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"...man. I just had to deal with a giant monster that was gonna eat the world."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"...kay, explain how someone let a monster get that big in the first place."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"He had it built in secret using materials funneled from the Reprisal Squad's missions."

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

"...did you give the guy what for for doing that, too?"

Seriously, guys, don't make monsters.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

Sarah glances to the side.

"...yeah. In the end, he was just looking for a place to die...left a bitter taste in all our mouths."