Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[spiritofjustice]

Nobody's complained yet. [He's pretty sure they're just happy to have foreigners taking the job of detective, period.]

[dekillerqueen]

In that case, I have no more ideas. Again.

[pixielove]

[Oh Shelly. When will you learn not to leave openings like that?]

"Let's pass the time with a steamy make out session!" Bobby suggested, clearly excited at the concept. He needed to get laid badly. Why, his very body was crying out to release some sexual tension.

[spiritofjustice]

[...

...... Bobby has no words. No words. All he can do is stare at the fairies with his mouth open because, wow, that was way more direct than all the other babblings up until now.]

[dekillerqueen]

[Wh. What. Where did they even get that from? The Detective isn't actually... OK NO SHELLY WILL NOT LOOK AT BOBBY'S CROTCH, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. He'll just trust that the fairies made all of that up.]

Why is this happening...?

[spiritofjustice]

[Not to worry, there's nothing going on with Bobby's crotch aside from lingering banana hammock discomfort. The fairies are full of bullshit.

Still, it's at that moment that a thought crosses his mind. A thought he detests, because he'd much rather do the blackmailing than be blackmailed, but... If they were to give fairies what they want, just a little piece of it, perhaps those little demons would be satisfied and let them leave.

Ugh, why is he even considering that? He's not that desperate just yet.]

We'll just have to wait it out. They can't keep us in here forever.

[dekillerqueen]

... I wonder.

Although... my question was not meant to be purely rhetorical. Is their motive for keeping us here truly to see us engage in romantic acts?

[spiritofjustice]

[... Is Shelly considering the same thing he was considering just now? Errgh. He'll just cross his arms over his chest, looking offended.]

I don't really care what their motive is. It's not gonna happen.

[dekillerqueen]

[No. No. Most definitely not. If Bobby were to even voice that idea... Shelly wouldn't take it well.]

Indeed, it won't. [He hopes the fairies understand he is quite displeased about this.]

[spiritofjustice]

[The fairies don't even seem to be paying attention. They're too busy chattering amongst themselves and writing more stuff down.

... If Shelly needs him, he'll be sitting down in a corner now.]