Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

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[dontrunawayfromliving]

After the fairies finish explaining things, Sarah takes stock of her possessions. Her God Arc, obviously, isn't there, but her Sweeper Rouge outfit is. A quick check shows that her supply of stun grenades is missing, however. Frowning slightly, she takes stock of what she's currently wearing - a red negligee and heart-themed thong.

Glancing over at the bed, she shrugs slightly, takes off the lingerie, and heads to the bathroom for a shower.

[helenchanter]

For a couple of hours Miki was a pretty deep sleeper. Her schedule was to go to bed right after the 13th hour for the most part and wake up early to job with her brother, then nap a bit then go to school then repeat the cycle each day.

This bed, however, was making it hard for her to wake up. So cozy... wait what....giggles? Giggles. Cozy bed. Pink covers--she bolted upright, realized she wasn't even properly dressed anymore, and grabbed most of the sheet to cover herself.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

[empiricalpride]

And what in oblivion's name is that supposed to mean?

[That greeting obviously didn't help someone's mood. Not what he'd call a good morning, that's for sure... Even just about flings his legs out of bed and primly does his pyjama top up, back turned, trying to ignore the other man as best he can - but that simply leads to the fairies falling into his field of vision instead. He snaps at them-]

Is this your fault? You insolent little creatures - is this some sort of game to you? Hmph.

[bear_necessities]

[When she backs off he relaxes, and sets the lamp down. He gives her a nod to acknowledge her greeting, and then picks up a book that the fairies had very nicely left on the nightstand for him. He checks the several small objects pressed between it's pages. Then closes it.

No. He doesn't know her. So he cocks his head in confusion, hoping she knows what's going on.]

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha stares blankly back at him for a few seconds, nervously tugging at the sleeves of the pink pajamas she's been saddled with, before it occurs to her what he wants.

"Um...apparently those two fairies over there thought we'd make a cute couple?"

[pixielove]

One of the fairies nods in response to Kotoha's pronouncement, humming cheerfully under her breath as she scribbles something down.

"Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast~"

[demifemme]

Shura groans as the fairies giggle. "I know Sarah because we've had so much sex we decided to move in together." That causes one of the fairies to shout "INSERT A STEAMY FLASHBACK!!!" to the others. Shura grabs her pillow to toss it at the pixie, but the pillow goes right through. Fuck.

"And yeah I need help. Damn doctors don't want me to put any weight on my legs for at least another week..."

[all_wound_up]

I didn't!

[Ahhh, so scandalous! When did her pajamas change, and how did she end up in bed next to Teddie? She's already blushing like crazy by the time he offers his hand, which she eventually takes despite her embarrassment.

This, of course, causes a chorus of giggles to erupt from the fairies hidden nearby.]

Oooooh, holding hands already! These two are perfect!

[dekillerqueen]

... Indeed.

I suggest we try to find a way out. [After a short moment, he corrects himself:] And... And our clothes. Perhaps we should begin with our clothes.

[pixielove]

[Meanwhile, in the corner, one of the fairies squeals in an excited manner and begins to narrate in a loud voice. The other fairy, who's holding onto a pen that's almost as big as itself with both hands, is quick to jot it all down.]

Our story begins with two dashing gentlemen who are both not what they appear! They live their lives in the face of danger every day, dealing with murder, corruption, kidnappings... Always tiptoeing along the raw underbelly of the criminal world, but now they must face their greatest challenge of all: Love! As Bobby peers deeply into Shelly de Killer's eyes, he knows this man might just have what it takes to awaken those feelings buried deep inside of him!

[spiritofjustice]

[Except that Bobby's not peering deeply into Shelly's eyes, or even looking in his general direction. He's a little too busy peeking under the sheets, because the mention of clothes had him wondering. ...... It's a pink banana hammock. Those little bastards put him in a pink banana hammock. No way is he getting out of the bed like this. Not without pants.

At the end of the fairy's narration, though, he looks up at the little creature with a frown. Why, he seems almost offended.]

Excuse me?

[stridercentric]

[Unlike Even, Bro isn't getting out of bed just yet. He just chuckles at the response, then glances around the room idly because he realizes that there's something missing. His gazes moves to the ground just by his side, where he spots a plush arm sticking out from under the bed. Gotcha. He leans down to give the arm a pull and out slides Lil Cal, who's promptly moved onto the bed. Much like everyone else in the room, the puppet's now donning a pink outfit complete with matching pink cap. Nothing too outrageous or sexual, of course. It's a puppet.]

There you are, lil bro. Thought I'd lost you. Gimme some fresh. [If Even looks back just in time, he'll see Bro fistbumping one of the creepiest ventriloquist puppets in the world like it's the most normal thing in the world.]

1/2

[dekillerqueen]

[Shelly inhales in determination as he throws back his side of the sheets and jumps out of bed (goodness, it's a little cold, but he can't let that bother him right now). He casually approaches one of the fairies, reaches out--]

[dekillerqueen]

[Aaaand his hand goes right through her.

Then he just kind of stands there for a few seconds while he attempts to come up with a solution to all of this.

(He doesn't.)

Maybe he should try to find his clothes. His search around the room begins with a sigh.

You know he's pretty fit for a guy who looks like he's, what, 50?]

[spiritofjustice]

[Bobby just sits and watches as the hand fazes right through the fairy. It's almost like a cheap magic trick. Something with mirrors or a holo projection, maybe. He's seen a lot of odd creatures in Hinoto-Ri already, so fairies wouldn't be too much of a stretch, but are they really there or aren't they?

Well, he supposes it doesn't matter. His eyes linger on Shelly for a moment (good god, how far down do those stitches go?), then he turns his attention to the nightstand beside him, careful not to move the sheets. Without any of his weapons on him, he feels defenseless and weak. At least his sunglasses are there. If he's lucky, he'll find his watch too.]

[otakuro]

Hngh...

[Atsuro slowly blinks his eyes open. ...It's a lot colder than he remembers it being.]

5 more min -- ...

[wait he knows that voice]

Yuzu!? What are you doing in my r -- ............

................What.

[bear_necessities]

[Hmm.... he's gonna try tilting his head the other way, see if that clears things up. Nope. Still confused.

He looks up at the fairies, then back at her.]

............Why?

[At least now she knows he can talk.]

[pretty_pink_ribbon]

We've either been kidnapped or one of us is having a nightmare. Take your pick.

[She points at the fairies.]

Either way, I'm pretty sure they have something to do with it.

[ding_bots_are_done]

[Agatha glaces over when he sits up, but blushes and turns away just as quickly when she takes in his attire.]

And I was in the lab....

[Which means those giggling.... whatever the heck those are must have gotten her out of the castle somehow. Then again.... considering the obvious implications in the setting, the castle might have thought of this as an opportunity. Either way, she'll be having a looong talk with her home. Once she gets out of here, of course.]

I'd ask if this was someone's idea of a joke, but...

[She gives the fairies a glare.]

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

[dekillerqueen]

[It isn't too long before he finds where they're keeping their clothes. Sadly, his regular underwear is nowhere to be seen... not that he's sure he would be able to change out of the briefs right here.]

Your clothes are here... Mr. Detective.

[He calls him that not only because of their deal, but also because he has no idea what else he might call him.

Shelly retrieves his clothing from the dresser and begins putting it on. It's more wrinkled than usual. How disgraceful.]

[pixielove]

[The fairies titter with delight at what's going on, and once again the more vocal of the two begins to narrate.]

"Your clothes are here..." Shelly begins in a deep, sullen voice, before tacking on the title of "Mr. Detective." An endearing nickname spoken in hopes of easing the tension that's building between the two. Tension so thick it could be cut with a knife. Oh, how he longs for the detective's firm touch, but he knows their love could never be.

[spiritofjustice]

[...What. What is that fairy jabbering on about? The Phantom would respond with his usual deadpan stare, but Bobby Fulbright would not, so he ends up looking quite flustered indeed.]

Uhm... If it's not too much trouble, could you throw me my pants?

[swordsaintseta]

[That sound, so he hasn't been imagining it. Soujirou glances over towards the giggling, brow arching at the fairies.]

Does...this sort of thing happen often?

[Giving his surroundings a closer look, he's a little baffled by how pink everything is. He hesitates for a moment before slipping his legs over the side of the bed. Well, he isn't going to sit here like this.

Ignoring the girlish shrieks of glee from the fairies, he starts to poke around the furniture.]

Hmm... Well, I guess it would have been too much to hope my magic bag was brought along...

[Which means no weapons for him. He frowns a bit as he brushes aside streamers, pulling open dresser drawers.]

[unbroken_chain]

"I have no idea."

At least they're equally in the dark?

[dekillerqueen]

[He turns to the fairies, mouth hanging open, lifts a finger, and finally manages to say,] Stop. Immediately.

[Then, muttering an "of course," he takes Fulbright's pants and throws them at him. Thankfully, Shelly is already wearing his own.]