Fairy Fanfic Festival

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Who: Everyone signed up here!
Where: It's a secret to everybody.
When: February 14th-16th
Summary: The most terrible romantic day of the year has arrived!
Warnings: Lingerie and fluff

You awaken in a dark room.

...To the sound of giggling.

"Ohmygosh, they're finally awake!" The shrill voice elicits an uncontrollable wince of pain; as the lights flicker on, the wince is liable to evolve into a full-on expression of abject horror. Everything is pink. The bed is pink. The walls are pink. The flower petals are pink. The confetti and streamers are pink. The enormous scented candles strewn about everywhere are pink.

............The tight briefs and/or lingerie that may or may not be on your body in place of your own underwear are pink (You do get to keep your clothing, so this part is optional if you don't want to play it - your characters can wake up in their normal bedclothes or day clothes if you like. However, if your characters do wake up in sexy underwear or their PJs, their normal clothes will be in a nearby dresser.)

Before you have too much time to consider exactly what's going on, the voice sounds again.

"We are going to have so much fun! We just knew the two of you would be perfect together. No connection to the outside world whatsoever! No need to thank us! Now, we'll just be here in the corner and you two can just... oh, you know!"

The fairy blushes and sighs longingly.

"OK! Good luck!"

'The two of you'? What t --

Right about then, you realize someone else is in bed next to you.

[The event has begun! Please refer to this post to see how things will go. If you prefer not to have fairies directly involved, they will very generously allow you a little time ~alone~ if you ask, though they will return. Otherwise, they will be scribbling notes, drawing and narrating your "steamy romance" (romance may not be as steamy as implied). Characters can attack the fairies all they like, but it will have no effect, as they're projecting themselves in with magic while they watch from the safety of their little pixie laptops.

Remember that you control the fairies and what they say. We've created an npc account pixielove and you can find the password here, so have fun! You're free to use the account or not at your discretion.

Additionally, for the 14th to the 15th at night, anyone stuck together will not be able to contact the outside world. Don't worry, the fairies will let everyone know you're safe!]

Comments

[terminally_clever]

You're right. We could be drinking champagne or wine in here.

[aeterna_filia]

Precisely. You know, if they were aiming for some sort of romantic approach, they would most certainly have one or the other around, if not both. It would be a shame if they'd overlooked that.

[Why yes, she's attempting to goad the fairies into revealing wherever it is. Or bringing some to them. Screw searching for it.]

[terminally_clever]

A shame indeed. You'd think they'd want to prepare things perfectly to get us in the mood.

[And now we play the waiting game.]

[aeterna_filia]

You would think. Or perhaps they aren't really interested at all.

[terminally_clever]

You'd better not be pulling our legs here!

[And POOF - two glasses of champagne, one for each of them.]

...Hm. Well, at least the service is good.

[aeterna_filia]

[Ah, how wonderful! Kaguya smirks victoriously as she takes one of the glasses and raises it to her lips. Unfortunately for the fairies, she wouldn't be getting drunk any time in this eternity.]

If only they'd required less prompting.

[terminally_clever]

I don't suppose it'll work a second time.

[aeterna_filia]

Unfortunately. There's no saying there isn't more somewhere around here, though.

[terminally_clever]

Hey. Fairies. What else are you prepared to do to properly set the mood here?

[Just sort of asking into thin air.]

[aeterna_filia]

I'll admit I'm interested in finding out as well, considering it seems not all that much effort has been put forward yet.

[terminally_clever]

They can't expect to just put us in a room together and have us doing all the work.

[aeterna_filia]

Indeed. Otherwise their plans would just fail miserably.

[terminally_clever]

It's really a shame for them.

[aeterna_filia]

It is. You can't expect to gain anything if you do nothing.

[Even though Kaguya is a master of doing just that.]

[terminally_clever]

Exactly. The bath and the champagne are certainly nice, but they're just not enough to un-knot all of my muscles.

[aeterna_filia]

I agree. Something a little more would be nice.

[terminally_clever]

[Fumi leans back in the bathtub, propping her feet up on the other side.]

A massage really would do it for me, I think.

[aeterna_filia]

While that would be splendid, I doubt they would send in a masseuse if the purpose of this is to get the two of us together.

[terminally_clever]

I suppose not. What a shame.

[aeterna_filia]

Such a shame.

[terminally_clever]

At least they're letting us enjoy the bath in peace.

[aeterna_filia]

At least for the time being. Perhaps they've given up and are simply pretending what could have been.

[terminally_clever]

I wonder if I can get a nap in after this, or if that would be asking too much.

[aeterna_filia]

Who knows?

[terminally_clever]

...Well, I'm in no rush at the moment anyway.