destinystrings | Please take off your shoes for the examination...

Who: Yamato Hotsuin, Ideo Hazama, and those who signed up for examinations (or who otherwise wants to get in on this if you missed it)
Where: ~~Ideo's Swank Bachelor Pad For Two (And His Sister)~~ Sagittarius Labs
Summary: Those with experience regarding demons, or are demonic themselves (or perhaps just weird), being called in to allow themselves to be prodded and poked and examined.
Warnings: You'll have to suffer from Yamato and Ideo's tender mercies.

After being subjected to the curtness of the Sagittarius Labs's chou-keshin receptionist, all those that have come to their assigned appointments will find themselves shuffled into a bland looking room, with uncomfortable stiff-backed seats and glossy out of date magazines on the small coffee table. There will also be that annoying clock that ticks just a bit too loudly and slowly for one's tastes, and that heavy silence that makes you whisper when you talk to people, even though there's no reason to.

Welcome to the Waiting Room.

After waiting for a few moments (or hours, depending on how early you came, and how delayed Ideo Hazama and Yamato Hotsuin were), you will be called in by Ceu to meet with one of the young geniuses. Prepare to be poked and prodded my friends, this is what you signed up for.

[OOC: Okay so basically we decided to do a catch all examination log, for those that are interested (as I know a few are). Me and Gaa split it up between us as well, so it's easier on us, and we can share the burden of tags. Who you will get is entirely random.

Again, only those that have experience with demons/are demonic themselves/or otherwise magical in some way can take part in this log. This is for SCIENCE]

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"Desco is here because she is a demon!"

She stands up, arms crossed over her chest and nodding proudly. Her tentacles are still nowhere in sight, and she...actually seems to be using her feet instead of levitating. Huh.

....Um. Desco you're missing something.

"Uh...well, I guess that makes sense but um..."

He still took a couple steps away from her...mainly because he wasn't sure where she was going with the whole "look no tentacles see???" thing.

Innocent, wide-eyed stare.

"What's wrong, Mr. Hero?"

"I'm Kaito and...where'd those tentacle things go?"

"Oh, Desco put them in storage!"

And suddenly she's a couple feet taller as the tentacled mass appears out of nowhere and she starts levitating again.

"See?"

"Okay okay, that's fine, put them back!"

Right now!!!

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And with no warning or fanfare they are gone again. Desco tilts her head to one side and considers you.

"Mr. Kaito is really nervous, isn't he?"

Trotting over to your side of the room and patting your leg.

"Don't worry, Mr. Kaito, labs aren't scary!"

Normally no, he was not a very nervous person at all!

"It's not...the labs..." He said through gritted teeth.

She beams.

"Desco grew up in a lab like this!"

She taps her foreclaws against each other and blushes lightly.

"I-if you want, Desco could tell you about it?"

...Well.

Kaito sighed and scratched the back of his head. Apparently, this was his lot in life. Being the confidant to everyone, non-humans included.

"Sure."

"Yaay!"

She sits down, her tentacles appearing to act as a cushion as she does. She wraps her legs around the long tail at the bottom of the bulk and rocks back and forth while hugging it to her chest, smiling happily. The tip of the tail bends a little so she can rest her chin on it as she speaks.

"Desco's story starts before she was born, when Big Sis made a wish! She wished for a little sister with advanced functionality who could help her take over the world!"

He also sat down, feeling a little bit better now that Desco was just talking to him instead of stroking her tentacles gently across his face.

"That sounds...exciting! Haha..."

"So Daddy made Desco out of demon DNA and raised her in the lab, and told Desco all about her Big Sis! And Desco got to break lots of bio-suits and Daddy collected combat data and Desco dreamed about meeting Big Sis and conquering mankind!"

Well, the demon DNA thing caught his interest.

"So that's why you're technically a demon, then?"

"Yes!"

She starts rocking on her tail a little faster, clearly pleased that you are listening.

"Desco really loved the lab!"

"...Heh, sounds like it. Makes sense, it's probably like a home to you, huh?"

She nods.

"Uh-huh! And then Daddy made my little sister, DES-X!"

And now she looks mad.

"The stupid Electra complex hussy wanted Daddy all to herself, so she murdered Desco."

"...You..." Wait a minute...

"Wait, you mean she tried to, or she actually did?"

"She ate Desco's eyes."

"So, you're...dead!?" WELL THAT'S...

...A THING.

"Not anymore! Desco trained in Hades and came back to Earth to settle the score!"

She's cheered up now and is back to rocking on her tail.

"Sssso you...came back to life, or...?"

Usually this whole "dying" thing had it so people stayed dead.

Look things like death and dying are weird where Desco comes from okay?

"All Desco knows is that she was cloaked in flesh and sent to harrow the world of the living once more!"

Kaito...nodded while keeping his neutral-as-possible face on.

"That's.....nice." Yes, he'll go with nice.

"And then, after Desco defeated Des-X, we all went to the moon to beat up snotty aliens!"

Completely serious.

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