Please take off your shoes for the examination...

[drakenguard]

Who: Yamato Hotsuin, Ideo Hazama, and those who signed up for examinations (or who otherwise wants to get in on this if you missed it)
Where: Ideo's Swank Bachelor Pad For Two (And His Sister) Sagittarius Labs
Summary: Those with experience regarding demons, or are demonic themselves (or perhaps just weird), being called in to allow themselves to be prodded and poked and examined.
Warnings: You'll have to suffer from Yamato and Ideo's tender mercies.

After being subjected to the curtness of the Sagittarius Labs's chou-keshin receptionist, all those that have come to their assigned appointments will find themselves shuffled into a bland looking room, with uncomfortable stiff-backed seats and glossy out of date magazines on the small coffee table. There will also be that annoying clock that ticks just a bit too loudly and slowly for one's tastes, and that heavy silence that makes you whisper when you talk to people, even though there's no reason to.

Welcome to the Waiting Room.

After waiting for a few moments (or hours, depending on how early you came, and how delayed Ideo Hazama and Yamato Hotsuin were), you will be called in by Ceu to meet with one of the young geniuses. Prepare to be poked and prodded my friends, this is what you signed up for.

[OOC: Okay so basically we decided to do a catch all examination log, for those that are interested (as I know a few are). Me and Gaa split it up between us as well, so it's easier on us, and we can share the burden of tags. Who you will get is entirely random.

Again, only those that have experience with demons/are demonic themselves/or otherwise magical in some way can take part in this log. This is for SCIENCE]

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[tyrantball]

Shaking her head.

"Desco saw some of the equipment Daddy used to create her, but it was all very complicated."

Slight pause.

"Also, Desco is pretty sure some of it was just props Daddy put in to make his office look more mad science-y."

[drakenguard]

Oh.

Yamato's interest notably dipped, and he lifted up his clipboard again, scribbling something on it. "I see. Very well then... what elements do you resist, and to what extent? If you are truly superior to your garden variety demon, you should have no weaknesses, correct?"

[tyrantball]

Oh, technical information, huh? It's confidential, but...Desco supposes she can tell you.

"Desco has 25% resistance to Fire and Ice and a -50% weakness to Wind. Her aptitudes are 130% for HP and HIT, 120% for ATK, RES, and SPD, and 100% for SP, DEF, and INT. Desco's base stats are 32 HP, 14 SP, 19 ATK, 16 DEF, 10 INT, 14 RES, 12 SPD, and 14 HIT. Desco's Magichange form used to be a sword, but Big Sis uses axes so Desco trained really hard and now she is an axe instead! Desco's Evilities also changed when she became an axe, and now she has Final Boss Air, Gaze of Fear, and Sister's Oath."

[drakenguard]

"..."

Yamato didn't say anything for a long moment, but he dutifully wrote everything down that Desco told him with surprising swiftness and accuracy. Well, at least she was nothing but technical when discussing her weaknesses and stats, although Yamato wasn't sure what the stats including her, her health and attack and everything was out of.

"Let's settle something first," Yamato said, able to feel the beginnings of a headache start to creep from behind his eyes. "You have attributed a number to your, ah, base stats. What are those numbers out of? Forty? Fifty?"

[tyrantball]

A perfectly innocent look on her face as she replies.

"99,999,999."

A pause as she considers.

"Desco isn't sure what HP caps at, but it is over 400 million, she believes."

[drakenguard]

"Hmm, so let me see if I have this straight," Yamato said slowly, "Out of nearly one hundred million, your stats are in the double digits?"

[tyrantball]

"At level 1."

She'd roll her eyes but it would take too long.

"Desco is currently level 9,999."

[drakenguard]

Yamato just blinked.

Level 9'999? The levels cap at 100 in regards to demons. So either they were very loose with the levels system in Desco's world, or she was so powerful that she required her own lofty level to squat on.

Hmm...

"I see," he finally said, "Do you have a Class you belong to?" If she has levels, then perhaps she's within a class? Perhaps a Tyrant.

[tyrantball]

"Desco's current title is Future Final Boss!"

[drakenguard]

"Future...final boss?"

Okay, that finally breaks Yamato's apathetic expression. He stared at Desco with confusion. What on earth did Final Boss mean...?

Ah, the woes of never playing video games...

[tyrantball]

"A Final Boss is the worst, most despair-inducing monster! The pinnacle of power, the elite of elimination!"

Desco raises herself up on her tail, spreading her arms wide and extending her tentacles fully.

"With a wave of her tentacles, Desco has the power to lay waste to the entire armed forces of the Earth! NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE FINAL BOSS!"

Okay, please give her a second - Final Boss Voice always, always, always makes her throat hurt and sends her into a coughing fit.

[drakenguard]

"................"

Yamato definitely had a headache now. One that made him slowly press a hand against his temple and sigh. He was certain that was a very very threatening display (ignoring the coughing of course), but sadly after facing down seven humanity eliminating monsters and a group of powerful Demon Tamers, he was just left with a sense of 'oh god why'.

"...so a powerful adversary. Got it."

[tyrantball]

Desco nods triumphantly.

"Desco thinks you would also be a good final boss! Beautiful men with silver hair are one of the classics!"

[drakenguard]

Beautiful?

"I'm - sure," Yamato said haltingly, his expression becoming a bit cold as he regarded the tentacle waving 'Final Boss'. A powerful was a pinnacle of power, or elite elimination, eh? Had he been that to Hiro and the others when facing off beneath Tsuutenkaku, or merely a stepping stone to the true Final Boss...?

"But I have already had my, ah, 'boss fight' and lost, so I don't think I'm a very good final boss."

[tyrantball]

Desco manages to suppress a gasp, but her red eyes do noticeably widen. They then narrow in thought as Desco mulls this information over, mind racing.

Once she's done thinking, she faces you and flares the edge of her dress as she drops into a curtsey.

"Desco had no idea you were also a Final Boss! Please excuse Desco's poor manners!"

When she straightens up, her posture is noticeably better, and her tentacles have retracted and are keeping perfectly still.

[drakenguard]

Okay, that was sort of weird.

Yamato raised an eyebrow at the shift in personality, tilting his head to the side in open curiosity. He still wasn't entirely sure what a Final Boss was, but maybe he should use that title if it made this one a bit complacent. Not to say that she had been difficult, but insurance is always needed when dealing with creatures like Desco.

"...it's fine. I didn't exactly introduce myself as such, so the fault is mine," Yamato said after a pause, "But I will say I'm curious about your full capabilities. Would you be willing to demonstrate your abilities for me?"

[tyrantball]

A slight pause as Desco takes stock.

"Desco's full power was sealed away when she arrived."

One pointed ear flicks in a gesture of mild irritation.

"Currently, Desco is unable to use Yog-Sothoth, and her Gaze of Fear only works half the time. Desco can still use Final Boss Arises and True Godly Weapon, but lacks the minions she needs to become Mega Desco. Also, Desco suffers from a constant Deprave effect at all times except for the Thirteenth Hour, but Desco's stats are so high it is mostly unnoticeable. Desco assumes she can still Magichange but has not tried it yet."

A sort of shrug is made with her primary tentacles.