Please take off your shoes for the examination...

[drakenguard]

Who: Yamato Hotsuin, Ideo Hazama, and those who signed up for examinations (or who otherwise wants to get in on this if you missed it)
Where: Ideo's Swank Bachelor Pad For Two (And His Sister) Sagittarius Labs
Summary: Those with experience regarding demons, or are demonic themselves (or perhaps just weird), being called in to allow themselves to be prodded and poked and examined.
Warnings: You'll have to suffer from Yamato and Ideo's tender mercies.

After being subjected to the curtness of the Sagittarius Labs's chou-keshin receptionist, all those that have come to their assigned appointments will find themselves shuffled into a bland looking room, with uncomfortable stiff-backed seats and glossy out of date magazines on the small coffee table. There will also be that annoying clock that ticks just a bit too loudly and slowly for one's tastes, and that heavy silence that makes you whisper when you talk to people, even though there's no reason to.

Welcome to the Waiting Room.

After waiting for a few moments (or hours, depending on how early you came, and how delayed Ideo Hazama and Yamato Hotsuin were), you will be called in by Ceu to meet with one of the young geniuses. Prepare to be poked and prodded my friends, this is what you signed up for.

[OOC: Okay so basically we decided to do a catch all examination log, for those that are interested (as I know a few are). Me and Gaa split it up between us as well, so it's easier on us, and we can share the burden of tags. Who you will get is entirely random.

Again, only those that have experience with demons/are demonic themselves/or otherwise magical in some way can take part in this log. This is for SCIENCE]

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Yamato sniffed but lowered the pen, watching Daichi's chest to see the flex of muscle. Hm, it seemed fine. He jotted that down on the clipboard.

"Alright, stop," he ordered, waving a hand carelessly. "Next I want you to walk a few paces towards me, and then a few paces away. Then I want you to repeat that several times doing this; first time walk on your heels, second time walk on the balls of your feet, and third time walk while in squat position."

[hetried]

Oh yes. The squatting one. Fun!

Fiiiine this time he wasn't going to complain about it (out loud), so after making sure there was enough space, Daichi did indeed do the correct paces; heels, and balls of your feet and all that good stuff. He even manged to do the squatting one without too much trouble, though he kind of wished Kaito was here because the urge to act ridiculous during that one was pretty tempting.

[drakenguard]

Yamato was a killjoy, so he looked entirely unamused during the ridiculous squat walk. He tapped the top of his clipboard when he deemed it enough. "That's enough. Now, stand up straight. I'll check your back."

Time to see if you have a curvy spiiine~

[hetried]

It was a shame that Christmas had already passed, because a sense of humor seemed like something Yamato desperately needed. Especially right now. But then again, it could just be Daichi being awkward at silence.

Daichi did stop and straighten up as much of a used-to-be-average teenage boy could, though he may have been a tad more awkward and fidgety than before. Though that could, y'know have to do with the fact that he didn't have a shirt on and the whole physical touching thing. Yeeeaaah.

[drakenguard]

Yamato wasn't exactly happy with physical touching either. Thank God he had his gloves on. After all, Daichi was cute, but he wasn't Yamato's type. And he was a professional.

Yes. Professional.

Yamato settled one hand on Daichi's lower back, and the other against the other's chest, nudging him to straighten up even more. "Don't slouch forwards. I said to stand up straight."

Once Daichi was to his satisfaction, his moved his hand from the brunet's lower back to trail from between his shoulder blades and back down to the waistband of his trousers along his spine.

Awwwwwkward.

[hetried]

Yeah this was probably one of the most awkward things he'd ever done in his life.

At least he didn't know the strange JP's doctor that had done the physicals during the lockdown but you know Daichi'd probably rather go fight Dubhe again.

So he was just, gonna try and keep his posture straight and try and stop fidgeting? Which of course just meant he was gonna fidget more. It's a vicious cycle.

[drakenguard]

Thank God Yamato didn't have a shred of shame, otherwise this would have been awkward on both fronts. As it was he pressed and prodded Daichi's spine here and there, before pulling away and picking up his clipboard from where he set it down on the examination table.

"Your back is fine, but you lean your weight forwards too much. Unlike Nitta, you don't have the excuse of well endowed breasts for that, so make sure to hold yourself a bit better in the future."

Meaning, keep your chin up and have some confidence in you.

[hetried]

Daichi just winced and flinched a bit while he was pressing and prodding, mostly because this was weird and awkward and wow can he go home yet.

When Yamato returns to his clipboard, Daichi lets out a breath of relief and-- completely contrary to Yamato's advice-- slouches forward as the tension eases out. "Yeesh... You sound like my mom."

~No slouching Daichi you're gonna ruin your posture!!~

[drakenguard]

Yamato just gave him a look, then decided to ignore the comment.

"Lie down on here. It's time to test your flexibility," he said, tapping the examination table with his clipboard. Time for the truly uncomfortable part, Daichi...

[hetried]

Oh boy, can't someone just kill him already?

The pure negative enthusiasm he had for this task was painfully obvious, but he nevertheless climbed back onto the table (notably still slouching), and lied down.

He has basically decided that he's not taking his jacket off for at least a month after this.

[drakenguard]

Yamato almost rolled his eyes at the sheer amount of negativity and reluctance oozing from Daichi's body, and set his clipboard down when the other boy was lying down obediently on the examination table.

Then Yamato grabbed Daichi's leg - under the knee, and very very close to the junction of Daichi's groin - and lifted it up, his expression one of mild boredom.

[hetried]

He winced slightly, because contact with joints was never a pleasant thing, but hey, his knee lifted up perfectly fine.