Please take off your shoes for the examination...

[drakenguard]

Who: Yamato Hotsuin, Ideo Hazama, and those who signed up for examinations (or who otherwise wants to get in on this if you missed it)
Where: Ideo's Swank Bachelor Pad For Two (And His Sister) Sagittarius Labs
Summary: Those with experience regarding demons, or are demonic themselves (or perhaps just weird), being called in to allow themselves to be prodded and poked and examined.
Warnings: You'll have to suffer from Yamato and Ideo's tender mercies.

After being subjected to the curtness of the Sagittarius Labs's chou-keshin receptionist, all those that have come to their assigned appointments will find themselves shuffled into a bland looking room, with uncomfortable stiff-backed seats and glossy out of date magazines on the small coffee table. There will also be that annoying clock that ticks just a bit too loudly and slowly for one's tastes, and that heavy silence that makes you whisper when you talk to people, even though there's no reason to.

Welcome to the Waiting Room.

After waiting for a few moments (or hours, depending on how early you came, and how delayed Ideo Hazama and Yamato Hotsuin were), you will be called in by Ceu to meet with one of the young geniuses. Prepare to be poked and prodded my friends, this is what you signed up for.

[OOC: Okay so basically we decided to do a catch all examination log, for those that are interested (as I know a few are). Me and Gaa split it up between us as well, so it's easier on us, and we can share the burden of tags. Who you will get is entirely random.

Again, only those that have experience with demons/are demonic themselves/or otherwise magical in some way can take part in this log. This is for SCIENCE]

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STALKING TIMES GO~~

[tyrantball]

Desco, meanwhile, has stashed her tentacles away...somewhere and is currently hiding under your chair.

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Yeah, totally wasn't paying attention to whatever was under his chair...

Ooooh, he didn't know that lemon rinds could be used to keep out Beast demons...

[tyrantball]

Desco is, surprisingly enough, managing to keep from giggling in excitement!

On the other hand, it's pretty cramped underneath your chair, and even if the tail on her child body is a stubby little thing that doesn't really mean there's enough space for it to be wagging like that.

There is now a steady, rapid-fire thumping sound coming from beneath your chair. It might also be moving a little, depending on how firm your perch is!

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

"Gh!!" Jesus Christ, what the hell was that sound!? He gave a start and set his magazine aside, immediately standing up. Was that coming from under his chair...?

Kaito looked under it and...oh...oh no, oh God no.

[tyrantball]

Without your weight holding it down, Desco's tail actually manages to knock the chair over.

Desco raises one hand and wiggles her claws at you in greeting.

"Desco bids you Dark Greetings, Mr. Hero!"

...dark...greetings. Um.

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

No nno nono nO NO NONONONONONO NONONO

He backed up so fast that he managed to back into the coffee table and took a spill over it, landing right on his ass (and his wallet).

[tyrantball]

Desco smiles happily, light glinting off her fangs.

"Desco didn't know Mr. Hero was going to be here too!"

She adjusts herself so her legs are folded underneath her body before placing her claws on her cheeks and averting her gaze, blushing lightly as her half-lidded red eyes shift in a manner that suggests she's tracking you with her peripheral vision. Of course, the three golden eyes on the front of her dress are still staring right at you, as are the pair on her wrists...

"To meet Mr. Hero in a place like this...it must be Fate!"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

He slowly got to his feet and, after being glared by the demon at the desk, decided to play it cool and not freak out at the betentacled stalker.

"It...it's not, they just want to check out my summoning app." So...why was she here?

[tyrantball]

"Desco is here because she is a demon!"

She stands up, arms crossed over her chest and nodding proudly. Her tentacles are still nowhere in sight, and she...actually seems to be using her feet instead of levitating. Huh.

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

....Um. Desco you're missing something.

"Uh...well, I guess that makes sense but um..."

He still took a couple steps away from her...mainly because he wasn't sure where she was going with the whole "look no tentacles see???" thing.

[tyrantball]

Innocent, wide-eyed stare.

"What's wrong, Mr. Hero?"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

"I'm Kaito and...where'd those tentacle things go?"

[tyrantball]

"Oh, Desco put them in storage!"

And suddenly she's a couple feet taller as the tentacled mass appears out of nowhere and she starts levitating again.

"See?"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

"Okay okay, that's fine, put them back!"

Right now!!!

[tyrantball]

And with no warning or fanfare they are gone again. Desco tilts her head to one side and considers you.

"Mr. Kaito is really nervous, isn't he?"

Trotting over to your side of the room and patting your leg.

"Don't worry, Mr. Kaito, labs aren't scary!"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Normally no, he was not a very nervous person at all!

"It's not...the labs..." He said through gritted teeth.

[tyrantball]

She beams.

"Desco grew up in a lab like this!"

She taps her foreclaws against each other and blushes lightly.

"I-if you want, Desco could tell you about it?"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

...Well.

Kaito sighed and scratched the back of his head. Apparently, this was his lot in life. Being the confidant to everyone, non-humans included.

"Sure."

[tyrantball]

"Yaay!"

She sits down, her tentacles appearing to act as a cushion as she does. She wraps her legs around the long tail at the bottom of the bulk and rocks back and forth while hugging it to her chest, smiling happily. The tip of the tail bends a little so she can rest her chin on it as she speaks.

"Desco's story starts before she was born, when Big Sis made a wish! She wished for a little sister with advanced functionality who could help her take over the world!"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

He also sat down, feeling a little bit better now that Desco was just talking to him instead of stroking her tentacles gently across his face.

"That sounds...exciting! Haha..."

[tyrantball]

"So Daddy made Desco out of demon DNA and raised her in the lab, and told Desco all about her Big Sis! And Desco got to break lots of bio-suits and Daddy collected combat data and Desco dreamed about meeting Big Sis and conquering mankind!"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Well, the demon DNA thing caught his interest.

"So that's why you're technically a demon, then?"

[tyrantball]

"Yes!"

She starts rocking on her tail a little faster, clearly pleased that you are listening.

"Desco really loved the lab!"

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

"...Heh, sounds like it. Makes sense, it's probably like a home to you, huh?"

[tyrantball]

She nods.

"Uh-huh! And then Daddy made my little sister, DES-X!"

And now she looks mad.

"The stupid Electra complex hussy wanted Daddy all to herself, so she murdered Desco."